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Deathmonkey Meowmeow

Samurai LVL.90

Strength: 2905

Dexterity: 422

Vitality: 3051

Intelligence: 236

Mind: 198

Critical Hit Rate: 2108

Determination: 1744

Direct Hit: 1454

Defense: 2605

Magic Defense: 2605

Attack Power: 0

Skill Speed: 508

Attack Magic Potency: 236

Healing Magic Potency: 236

Spell Speed: 400

Piety: 390

Tenacity: 400

Craftmanship: 0

Control: 0

Gathering: 0

Perception: 0

GP: 0

CP: 0

HP: 67932

MP: 10000

Augmented Lunar Envoy's Blade

Vitality: 376

Strength: 348

Critical Hit: 198

Determination: 283

- Savage Aim Materia X
- Savage Aim Materia X

Abyssos Hood of Striking

Vitality: 228

Strength: 211

Critical Hit: 172

Direct Hit: 120

- Heavens' Eye Materia X
- Savage Might Materia X

Lunar Envoy's Jacket of Striking

Vitality: 340

Strength: 318

Determination: 188

Direct Hit: 268

- Savage Might Materia X
- Savage Might Materia X

Augmented Lunar Envoy's Gloves of Striking

Vitality: 228

Strength: 211

Critical Hit: 172

Determination: 120

- Quickarm Materia X
- Quickarm Materia X

Abyssos Brais of Striking

Vitality: 363

Strength: 336

Critical Hit: 273

Direct Hit: 191

- Savage Might Materia X
- Savage Might Materia X

Abyssos Boots of Striking

Vitality: 228

Strength: 211

Critical Hit: 120

Determination: 172

- Savage Aim Materia X
- Heavens' Eye Materia X

- Savage Might Materia X
- Heavens' Eye Materia X

soulcrystal Soul of the Samurai

Soul of the Samurai

Upon the surface of this multi-aspected crystal are carved the myriad deeds of samurai from eras past.

Minions: 302

Minions to collect: 193

Name	Unlock	On Marketboard
Cait Sith Doll	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Mammet #003L	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Mammet #003G	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Storm Hatchling	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Serpent Hatchling	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Black Coeurl	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Cactuar Cutting	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Fledgling Apkallu	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Mini Mole	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Tender Lamb	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Sylph	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Dalamud	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Ixal	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Kobold	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Sahagin	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Merlwyb	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Kan-E	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Raubahn	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Bahamut	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Succubus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Zu Hatchling	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Y'shtola	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Treasure Box	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Thancred	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Panda Cub	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Hoary The Snowman	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Heavy Hatchling	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Yda	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Papalymo	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Urianger	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Model Enterprise	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Delivery Moogle	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Assassin Fry	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Water Imp	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Doman Magpie	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Violet	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Founder	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Dezul Qualan	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Kobolder	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Sea Devil	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Chocobo Chick Courier	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Kain	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Alisaie	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Tataru	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Gundu Warrior	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Peridot Carbuncle	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Heliodor Carbuncle	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Set Of Primogs	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Gnath	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Pumpkin Butler	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Relm	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Shalloweye	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Penguin Prince	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Clockwork Twintania	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Zundu Warrior	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Nero Tol Scaeva	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Vath	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Faustlet	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Spoony Bard	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Dragonet	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Piggy	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Cheerleader	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Pegasus Colt	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Hecteye	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Namingway	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Continental Eye	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Angel Of Mercy	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Hraesvelgr	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Gigi	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Anima	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Scathach	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Nidhogg	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Hellpup	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Ohl Deeh	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Red Mage	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Faepup	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Lyse	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Gosetsu	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Yotsuyu	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Ananta	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
The Gold Whisker	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Clockwork Lantern	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Copycat Bulb	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Tsukuyomi	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Tifa	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Elvaan	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Conditional Virtue	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Yukinko Snowflake	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Dress-up Tataru	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Qalyana	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Redback	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Minitek Conveyor	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Zephyrous Zabuton	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Fuath	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Micro Gigantender	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Suzaku	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Omega-M	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Omega-F	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Forgiven Hate	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Pixie	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Miniature White Knight	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Cute Justice	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Dress-up Estinien	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Sungold Talos	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Malone	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Little Leafman	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
The Behelmeted Serpent Of Ronka	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
The Behatted Serpent Of Ronka	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Paissa Threadpuller	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Dulia-Chai	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Amaro Hatchling	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Laladile	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Unlucky Rabbit	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Lalinator 5.H0	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Ardbert	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Magitek Helldiver F1	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Sand Fox	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Petit Pteranodon	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Lord Enma	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Lord Ananta	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Zazel	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Damona	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Much-coveted Mora	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Golden Beaver	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Gull	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Anteater	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Dolphin Calf	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Senorita Sabotender	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Lyna	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Runar	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Gunnhildr	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Rudy	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Squirrel Emperor	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Magus Sisters	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Anima	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Brave New Urianger	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Vrtra	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Hippo Calf	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Crabe De La Crabe	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Tiny Troll	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Caduceus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Golden Dhyata	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Protonaught	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Chewy	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Ragnarok	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Blue-footed Booby	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up PuPu	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Clockwork Solus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Felicitous Fuzzball	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Lumini	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Clockwork Crimson Chaser	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Clockwork Cerulean Chaser	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Ryunosuke	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Pterosquirrel	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Sponge Silkie	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Sewer Skink	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Philos	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Corgi	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Sky Blue Back	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Suzusaurus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Mama Automaton	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Cagnazzo	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Findingway	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Private Pachypodium	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Halone	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Bantam Train	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Godbert	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Aidoneus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Puffin	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Mossasaurus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Okuri Chochin	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Posher Otter	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Rubellite Weapon	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Chimpanzee	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Exciting Dynamite	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Mikra Lyssa	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Shiromaru	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Athena	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Barbariccia	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Goggle-eyed Dogu	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Kuromaru	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Uolosapa	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Tourmaline Weapon	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Oschon	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Kydonia Strolls	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Vicarious Vacationer	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Golbez	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Pink Bean	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Pegwin	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Hydaelyn Idol	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Zodiark Idol	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Wind-up Fourchenault	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO
Repulu	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the minion.	NO

Mounts:

Mounts to collect: 172

Name	Unlock	On Marketboard
Adamantoise	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Aerodynamics System	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Aeturna	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Al-iklil	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Albino Karakul	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Alkonost	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Amaro	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Amber Draught Chocobo	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Anden III	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Antelope Doe	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Apocryphal Bahamut	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Aquamarine Carbuncle	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Archon Throne	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Astrope	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Battle Tiger	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Bennu	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Big Shell	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Blackjack	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Bluefeather Lynx	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Bomb Palanquin	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Burabura Chochin	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Cavalry Elbst	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Centurio Tiger	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Cerberus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Ceremony Chocobo	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Chocorpokkur	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Chrysomallos	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Citrine Carbuncle	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Cloud Mallow	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Commandeered Magitek Armor	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Construct 14	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Construct VII	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Crescent Moon	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Cruise Chaser	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Deinonychus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Demi-Ozma	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Direwolf	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Disembodied Head	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Dodo	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Draught Chocobo	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Dreadnaught	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Eden	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Eggshilaration System	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Eldthurs	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Epimetheus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Eurekan Petrel	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Fat Black Chocobo	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Fatter Cat	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Fenrir	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Flame Warsteed	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Flying Cumulus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Fylgja	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Gabriel Mark III	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Gabriel α	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Garlond GL-IIT	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Garlond GL-IS	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Gilded Mikoshi	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Ginga	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Gloria-class Airship	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Goobbue	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Goten	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Great Vessel Of Ronka	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Griffin	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Hybodus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Incitatus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Indigo Whale	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Island Adenium	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Island Alligator	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Island Buffalo	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Island Garlic Jester	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Island Mandragora Queen	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Island Peerifool	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Island Tomato King	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Jibanyan Couch	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Juedi	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Kingly Peacock	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Kongamato	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Korpokkur Kolossus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Legacy Chocobo	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Logistics Node	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Logistics System	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Lone Faehound	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Lone Hellhound	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Lynx Of Abyssal Grief	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Lynx Of Eternal Darkness	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Lynx Of Fallen Shadow	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Lynx Of Imperious Wind	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Lynx Of Righteous Fire	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magicked Card	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magicked Carpet	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magicked Children's Bed	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magicked Parasol	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magicked Umbrella	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magitek Avenger	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magitek Avenger A-1	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magitek Avenger A1	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magitek Avenger G1	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magitek Conveyor	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magitek Hyperconveyor	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magitek Sky Armor	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Magna Roader	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Managarm	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Marid	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Maxima Roader	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Mechanical Lotus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Megaloambystoma	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Megashiba	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Menoetius	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Miw Miisv	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Moon-hopper	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Morbol	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Mystic Panda	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Nezha Chariot	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Original Fat Chocobo	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Orthos Craklaw	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Pack Faehound	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Pack Hellhound	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Papa Paissa	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Peatie	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Pegasus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Phaethon	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Pinky	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Pod 602	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Portly Porxie	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Porxie King	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Prototype Conveyor	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Prototype Roader	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Pteranodon	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Quaqua	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Raigo	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Red Baron	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Red Hare	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Resplendent Vessel Of Ronka	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Rhiyes	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Rising Phoenix	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Rolling Tankard	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Rubellite Carbuncle	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Sabotender De La Luna	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Sabotender Emperador	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Safeguard System	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Sanuwa	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Serpent Warsteed	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Set Of Ceruleum Balloons	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Shadow Wolf	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Shishioji	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Sil'dihn Throne	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Sleipnir	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Snowman	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Spectral Statice	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Spriggan Stonecarrier	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Starlight Steed	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Storm Warsteed	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Striped Ray	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Sunforged	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Sunspun Cumulus	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Traveling Supporter	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Triceratops	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Troll	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
True Griffin	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Twintania	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Typhon	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Tyrannosaur	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
UFO	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Unicorn	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Victor	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
War Tiger	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Whisper A-go-go	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
White Devil	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Witch's Broom	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Wivre	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Wondrous Lanner	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO
Wyvern	This is a long test description which will tell you how to get the mount.	NO

Cherry Bomb

To maintain the white-hot temperatures within their cores, bombs will feed upon almost any combustible material, including wood, charcoal, ceruleum, fire crystals, and even dragon peppers.

Brilliant bombs─ breathtaking, beautiful, brilliant! - Acolyte Ba Go

Mammet #001

The standard frill-free #001 model is not only the best-selling mammet on the market, but is the blueprint on which all other clockwork servitors are based.

Mammets can't even taste food! - Serendipity

Wayward Hatchling

Even if this orphaned avian were to stumble across his birth parent, chances are he would not even blink an eye, for it is well documented that immediately after hatching, chocobos recognize the first thing they see as their mother─that being you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hooold your chocobos. - Buscarron

Baby Behemoth

Obtainable in Ul'dah's Sapphire Avenue Exchange for a fistful of coin and a smile, the pedigree of this baby beast is questionable at best. While displaying many behemoth-like features─a sleek violet hide, hungry eyes, and two polished horns─its squealing is not unlike a boar at slaughter.

Disaster follows the man like a behemoth chasing a butterfly. - Chechezan

Mammet #003U

Designed to be a standard-bearer in Immortal Flames company parades, these handcrafted automata were soon decommissioned due to the fact that their small stature ensured that no one could see the flags they carried.

Feelings! Maybe she just doesn't feel like part of the team!? - Wedge

Flame Hatchling

Raised by a flame private from an egg found abandoned in the company stables he was charged with cleaning, this adorable fledgling is a symbol of new beginnings for the Immortal Flames.

Chocobo dander can be a mite ripe. - Chocobokeep

Morbol Seedling

It is in fashion amongst wealthy Ul'dahn merchants and nobles to bring morbol seedlings to banquets, so that the upper crust might inhale the seedkin's “boot-like” bad breath to induce vomiting, allowing them to engorge themselves for the duration of the gatherings.

Did a morbol just empty its innards? I feel ill... - Imperial Soldier

Tiny Rat

It was only recently that an enterprising merchant from the Sapphire Avenue Exchange in Ul'dah was tossed into the sultanate's oubliettes for fluffing the tails of rats caught on Pearl Lane and selling prettied pests to tourists as “tiny squirrels.”

Pray waste no time chasing rats. - Nanamo Ul Namo

Baby Bun

For those wondering on the ill effects of inhaling spores released by common funguars, according to the Encyclopedia Eorzea (third edition), funguar spores “befoul the body's humours and claim control of an individual's very soul, rendering them a mindless thrall.”

You mushroom-headed, spindly-legged, spore- spewing abominations! - Gabineaux

Chigoe Larva

Chirurgeons of the fallen city of Gelmorra once used chigoes to leech the dark humours of the infirm until it was realized the patients were contracting additional maladies as a result of the treatment.

What am I going to do with a pile of dead vilekin? - Waltheof

Bluebird

Fortunate to hatch before being eaten by lizards. Unfortunate to fall from its nest before learning to fly. Fortunate to land in an empty treasure coffer. Unfortunate to still be in said coffer as it is filled with booty and locked up again. Fortunate to be plundered...by you.

The disbelieving cries of our foe will be as the sweetest birdsong. - Yadovv Gah

Wide-eyed Fawn

An easy target for Eorzea's carnivorous fauna, antelopes must use every advantage they have to remain free from death's dripping jaws. One of those is the remarkable ability to run mere minutes from birth. Unfortunately, that trait did not save this specimen from capture.

When making an offering of antelope innards, it is proper they are still warm. - Common Knowledge

Infant Imp

Scholars believe there are three ways in which voidsent can make the journey from their realm to ours─tearing a hole in the aether on their side, having a hole torn for them on our side, or stumbling into a randomly occurring hole, the latter being the most common for imps.

This bastard's got some nasty spells! - Stalwart Swordsman

Coeurl Kitten

Coeurls are extremely proud and defiant creatures, even when young. Faced with insurmountable odds, a coeurl will rarely shy away from a fight, choosing rather to perish in combat than run. This characteristic keeps coeurl numbers low, but ensures the strength of those who survive.

Coeurl got your tongue? - Wilred

Wind-up Gentleman

Though he has once more taken to the heavens in a selfless act of sacrifice, Inspector Hildibrand lives on in the hearts of all whose lives he touched with his inimitable brand of gallantry, perception, and panache. Wind him up and let him follow you as only a Manderville can.

I have peeled away the foul scab of uncertainty to reveal the truth within! - Hildibrand

Gravel Golem

Mage-controlled golems were in such wide use by the end of the Fifth Astral Era that entire battles were waged by armies comprised of nothing but the lifeless soulkin. This recreation, however, is nothing but a standard model #001 mammet outfitted with simple gravel plating.

Gummice pollums? I fear I'm not familiar with them. - Yhom Epocan

Wind-up Tonberry

While merely a clockwork toy crafted to resemble the twisted survivors of Nym, owners of similar creations claim waking to find their wind-up tonberries propped upon their chests, wooden knives pressed firmly against their throats.

I came expectin' to fight one tonberry, not a whole bloody mess of 'em. - Soft Marauder

Tiny Tortoise

Hatched from an egg laid in the ivory sands of La Noscea's Salt Strand, if lucky, this baby adamantoise may live to see as many as ten score summers...that is, if it does not accidentally launch itself off a cliff with its constant spinning.

What is that foul stench!? It's like the inside of an adamantoise's arse! - Wood Wailer Sentry

Baby Raptor

Taking a hint from goblin merchants who raise raptors to serve as beasts of burden, a shopkeep from the village of Boughbury has begun hatching raptor eggs of his own (stolen from nearby nests). One can only hope the mother raptors are not as clever as the shopkeep thinks he is.

By the gods... This raptor is sublime! - Nonopesa

Baby Bat

Nonoroon, resident junkmonger at Memeroon's Trading Post, came up with the idea for capturing and selling baby bats one day while raiding caves for bat eggs...of which he could not find any.

Even ate a wing off one afore I made up my mind to climb down the wall. - Ahldfoet

Tiny Bulb

To answer the question, “why can this bulb walk,” one must trace the seedkin's evolution back thousands of generations. Since this guide lacks the space to do so, let us simply say it has something to do with seeking sunlight under the eternal darkness of the Black Shroud's thick canopy.

Each sapling is another glimpse into the wonder of the world around us. - Fufucha

Dust Bunny

It is not fully known why spriggans hoard precious rocks and minerals, though scholars would have us believe that it is the rocks and minerals which are hoarding the spriggans, hence the creatures' scientific classification as soulkin.

Between the four of us, surely we can outsmart a few rogue spriggans. - Augustiniel

Wind-up Dullahan

Some dullahans are believed to be shapeless entities who must first inhabit an inanimate host (such as a suit of armor) before gaining the ability to exert force upon the corporeal plane. Luckily, the only things inhabiting this wind-up contraption are manifold gears and rods.

Pray retrieve the gift ere it is crushed beneath the iron feet of the dullahans! - G'raha Tia

Gigantpole

Over countless generations, the gigantoads of Thanalan have adapted to the arid climes by taking on traits not seen in their cousins to the north, such as thick membranes to keep their skin hydrated out of water, and a set of extra fins which act as wings to propel them over land.

These toads are huge, which means they have huge guts. - Hamon

Pudgy Puk

Fattened from birth to be a succulent snack for the sadistic Steropes, this fledgling puk's excess baggage ensures that even if he attempts to flee, he will not be getting that far.

Ul'dah ain't more'n a sand-crusted pile o' puk dung bakin' in the desert. - Baderon Tenfingers

Buffalo Calf

When the Scions of the Seventh Dawn began clearing out the Waking Sands in preparation for the move to Revenant's Toll, this wide-eyed calf was discovered hiding in a disused linen closet. Though an inquiry was made by the Antecedent herself, it is still not known who was keeping the beast.

I made the grievous error of visiting a great buffalo with a handsaw. - Godbert

Smallshell

As is implied by its name, the smallshell's shell is small. What is not widely known is that unlike normal crabs whose shells grow thicker and, hence, larger as the crabs age, smallshell carapaces actually reduce in size due to erosion over the wavekin's lifespan, until nothing is left but legs.

Got naught but a sea lion's share of crab offal 'twixt them ears, I reckon. - Ighii Moui

Wolf Pup

Bred to serve as a war wolf in the Imperial Garlean Army, this pup was rescued before any permanent damage could be done to its playful spirit. He will follow you to the end of the world and back...as long as you toss him an occasional biscuit.

I've got no words to mince with whelps...unless you're here to become a wolf. - Curious Gorge

Beady Eye

One of the most outlandish theories recently posed by scholars of the void is that ahrimans do not reproduce by typical sexual means, but rather by shedding tears which eventually grow into new creatures.

Black scorpion to sharpen one's wit; ahriman membrane for the mind. - Severian

Fledgling Dodo

Dodos mature extremely fast, going from fledgling to full-grown fryer in but a few short moons. This, coupled with the fact an adult female can lay up to seven eggs a sennight, makes this particular cloudkin the perfect option for feeding the hungry masses.

Lightning Drools over the Bismarck's Delightful Grilled Dodo! - The Harbor Herald

Coblyn Larva

Coblyns will lay their eggs near ore deposits so that when the larvae emerge, they will have a ready supply of nourishment to form their protective outer carapaces. This is a slow process which involves dousing the ore in digestive fluid, waiting for it to clarify, then ingesting the ooze.

The lads go through gear faster'n a coblyn chewin' on a chunk of mythril. - Wawarukka

Wind-up Aldgoat

While in Ishgardian folklore the aldgoat is used to represent greed and gluttony, the Dunesfolk believe the insatiable creatures are a symbol of wealth and prosperity, and will present aldgoat fetishes to families with newborn children.

A nice big aldgoat steak should put some color back in 'er cheeks. - Lyngsath

Goobbue Sproutling

To achieve their cyclopean size, goobbues must maintain a daily diet of several times their own weight. Luckily, the beastkin are not finicky eaters, and will consume almost anything that cannot outrun them. If rumors are to be believed, this includes Lalafells.

These goobbues are wont to devour anything and everything. - Aileen

Bite-sized Pudding

Unable to reproduce, puddings increase their number solely via mitosis. Because of this, it is widely believed that all Eorzea's puddings descended from a single entity─a proto-pudding, if you will. This, however, leaves us with the question: whence did the first pudding come?

A talking...pudding? - You

Model Vanguard

Part of the Guildmaster Series, this high-quality replica is so exact in its rendition of the vanguard's build that Garlemald has banned the item's import into the Empire's outlying provinces, for fear the data gleaned from it will be used by rebel forces still active in these lands.

I'd sooner face a vanguard while naked as my nameday! - Flame Private

Demon Brick

For many years, modern archaeologists did not understand how a seemingly primitive civilization without clockwork or steam technology could build the massive stone structures of Amdapor. Animated bricks, such as the one that has chosen to follow you, may be the missing link.

Underneath this gear, I'm built like a brick privy! - Chachabi

Slime Puddle

Once stepped upon, slime can be nigh on impossible to remove from the soles of boots, making the shapeless creatures a nuisance to those who mine the mountains in which slimes reside. The Encyclopedia Eorzea recommends a squeeze of sun lemon to loosen their stony grip.

Silence the slimes, lest you succumb to the flames. - Ancient Proverb

Kidragora

One must take care when harvesting mandragoras, for if the roots are disturbed they will emit a high-pitched scream powerful enough to shatter glass over a malm away.

While little is known about them, what is known tends to be disturbing. - Eorzean Naturalist

Wind-up Goblin

Designed to resemble goblin hero Brayflox Alltalks, you cannot help but wonder at the symbol carved into the sole of its left foot─the mark of the dreaded Illuminati.

Illuminati brainfruit is frontmost! - Illuminati Member

Wind-up Cursor

If we are to believe the slurred ravings of a self-proclaimed goblin theologian deep in his cups, this seemingly inconspicuous white glove is actually the “Hand of Fate” by which all of us are controlled from a dimension beyond the aether.

I trust ye had enough fingers to help ye through the tallyin'. - Yulgi Honalgi

Wind-up Airship

Despite it being the first, and most ambitious undertaking by Highwind Skyways founder Tatanora, the Invincible actually never took flight─its ten-year construction period plagued by accidents, material shortages, sabotage, and outright incompetence.

Up in the sky, look! It's a bird─ No, it's an airship─ No! It's the inspector! - Nashu Mhakaracca

Wind-up Qiqirn

Once upon a time, there was not a man, woman, or child in all of Limsa Lominsa who did not know the name Zazaroon, mummer extraordinaire. However, a taste for spiced rum, a failed marriage, and several run-ins with the Barracudas saw the Qiqirn fall from the limelight into oblivion.

The Qiqirn are a nuisance at the best of times. - Roseline

Black Chocobo Chick

This poor chocobo chick was as yellow as an ear of millioncorn before one day being doused in black ink by a random passerby bedecked in silver accessories. Try as the chocobokeeps might, none were able to remove the taint, and thus the realm's first black chocobo was born.

There is no finer feel than that of a chocobo between your legs. - L'dhakya

Minute Mindflayer

Similar to voidsent dullahans, mindflayers also lack a corporeal form and must possess a host to be able to exert force on our realm. Whereas the dullahan, however, are limited to the possession of inorganic objects such as steel, mindflayers tend to prefer the dead as their vessels.

It has a grisly penchant for sucking out the brains of men. - Frandelont Raimdelle

Tight-beaked Parrot

After witnessing the horrors experienced by his former master, Captain Madison, this once-outspoken oppo has gone silent, opening its beak only when offered a handful of sardines.

Parley! Parley! Parley! Squaaawk! - Loose-beaked Parrot

Wind-up Amalj'aa

Amalj'aa blacksmith Narujj Boh of the Brotherhood of Ash began dabbling in clockwork after rescuing the mammet minion of an adventurer slain near his forges. This particular sample is the product of moons of meticulous calculations made to reproduce the telltale Amalj'aa tail sway.

My people are the Amalj'aa, proud and strong. - Loonh Gah

Wind-up Brickman

One unexpected side effect of the Calamity has been the significant increase in aetherial rifts appearing throughout the realm. As a result, strange creatures not of this world have been popping in and out of existence without warning─one of those being the bizarre brickman.

Can ye smell it? 'Tis the scent o' profit, my friend! - Beefy Businessman

Wind-up Shantotto

If it looks like a Lalafell, rhymes like a Lalafell, and alliterates like a Lalafell, then it is probably a Lalafell...except when it is a wind-up Shantotto. Then it is not a Lalafell.

Your judgment is quite wise─you may yet stave off an untimely demise. - Shantotto

Wind-up Edvya

Forty years after the founding of the Thorne Dynasty, Sultan Baldric Thorne was blessed by the gods with a single daughter, Edvya, whom he loved fiercely. The history surrounding the two, now known as the “Legend of the Lost Lady” gave rise to the festival of Little Ladies' Day.

Did Princess Edvya concern herself with glory and riches? I think not! - Gossiping Girl

Wind-up Sun

Designed to provide light for road repairmen toiling during the small hours of the night, wind-up suns have become all the talk amongst Ul'dahn mesdames ever since it was discovered the extra light worked wonders at hiding unsightly blemishes and wrinkles.

We find the pages of our memories are blank, as if bleached by the sun. - Kan-E-Senna

Plush Cushion

Preferring to take a more hands-on approach with his latest project, Redolent Rose of the Weavers' Guild personally researched the resilience and contour of over four score buttocks in order to create a cushion so light and fluffy, even the clouds would darken with envy.

Bumbling one spends all day sleeping on paper- stack pillow, yes? - Olmxio

Minion Of Light

Ancient records show that almost every Astral Era has had its own Warriors of Light─brave souls who appeared before forthcoming disasters to unite the people of that time...only to disappear once again as catastrophe rained down from the heavens.

Next you'll be telling me you're one of the Warriors of Light. - Mother Miounne

Wind-up Leader

Originally crafted to promote the Grand Companies of Eorzea, these clockwork dolls are often rewarded to company members for exceptional service. There are three models of wind-up leaders, one to represent each of the three heads of Limsa Lominsa, Gridania, and Ul'dah.

The leaders of Eorzea had lost their way─I merely helped them find it again. - Minfilia

Princely Hatchling

A thoroughbred descended from the legendary Veillantif, this noble bird of Ishgard seeks a rider who will not sully his family's name.

I had a feeling you'd be riding up on your golden chocobo. - Path Companion

Wind-up Odin

Many have pondered why a Dark Divinity with roots in northern mythology would wield a blade with a decidedly Far Eastern name. A popular theory is that Odin acquired the blade upon slaying an Auri warrior who was the first ever to notch his theretofore unsullied plate.

If Odin is truly come to the Shroud, time is not on our side. - Lewin

Wind-up Warrior Of Light

The brilliant blue suit of armor worn by the wind-up Warrior of Light is based upon ancient Allagan designs rediscovered in recent years by adventurers returned from the Crystal Tower.

There will be no Warriors of Light to save you this time. - Gaius van Baelsar

Wind-up Moogle

A creation born of 90% love and 10% jealousy (or was that 90% jealousy and 10% love?), this clockwork masterpiece was conceived after the moogles of the Black Shroud began noticing all the adventurers with their new shiny minions, and decided they were not about to be left out.

What the moogles lack in grace, they amply make up for in wit. - Jehantel

Baby Opo-opo

A daring rescue from the clutches of the goblin hero Brayflox's minions is the only thing separating this opo-opo from a life of swinging free from tree to tree through the lush jungles of the Longstop...and forever trudging in the wake of the brave adventurer who “saved” him.

These beans are covered in opo-opo droppings! - Mun–Tuy Cellarkeep

Magic Broom

While you may not hear many of the realm's mages admit it, magicking a household broom to become a self-propelled sweeping servitor (albeit one which does very little actual cleaning) is far more complicated than it sounds, requiring no fewer than seven cants of binding.

A lancer who fears to attack is naught but a man holding a pole. - Ywain

Wind-up Nanamo

This clockwork doll is a reproduction of a model first crafted in the year of the Calamity to celebrate the tenth anniversary of Nanamo Ul Namo's ascendance to the Ul'dahn throne. Seventeenth in her line, the sultana was crowned when she had seen but five summers.

Take me, Raubahn... I am your sultana... <snore> - Slumbering Lalafell

Wind-up Gilgamesh

The masterwork of one of Eorzea's finest goldsmiths, this wind-up automaton, designed to resemble a close acquaintance of the smith's son, was pieced together using parts left over from other projects─his only regret being that he was unable to incorporate hip-gyrating functionality.

For Gilgamesh... It is embiggening time! - Gilgamesh

Onion Prince

After learning his parents married not for love, but for duty, the Onion Prince vowed he would never walk in the footsteps of his parents, and to this day promises his baseborn sweetheart, the Leek Maid, that they will run away and be wed.

Aw, bloody hells! Who's cutting onions back there!? - Buscarron

Eggplant Knight

House Eggplant has faithfully served the royal line of Tomato kings for eighteen generations, never once betraying the throne...until, that is, the knight of the nineteenth generation laid eyes on the fair Mandragora Queen.

If you eat too many of this vegetable, you will turn into one. - Common Wives' Tale

Garlic Jester

The son of a traveling mummer who performed under the name Garlic Star, the jester swore he would never follow in the footsteps of his father. However, after being deemed too malodorous to serve in the royal guard, he swallowed his pride and fell back on the only trade he knew.

And this irresistible aroma... Mmmmmmmmm... - Ingham

Tomato King

After the flames of the Calamity rendered Lord Tomato a king without a kingdom, the ruby red regent packed up his seeds and set out on a journey to find a new land to rule. He currently roams the realm recruiting any taproot, tuber, or corm who will follow his standard.

It is apparently a rogue, outcast from its kin, a stranger in a strange land. - Tomaj

Mandragora Queen

Destined to a life with a man she did not love, nary a night passed when the Mandragora Queen did not dream of throwing herself into the sea's eternal embrace...until, that is, she laid eyes on the noble Eggplant Knight.

I want to be waist-deep in little white mandragora limbs! - Yellowjacket

Wind-up Onion Knight

If Sons of Saint Coinach anthropogeographer Rammbroes is to be believed, towards the end of their civilization, the Allagans began using automata such as this to fight their wars (which had been deemed inhumane, yet ultimately necessary to spread imperial peace).

By the onion! - Bloezoeng

Tiny Tapir

Before it was realized that the tapirs were, in fact, consuming the dreams of their owners, several hundred were sold to Ul'dahn nobles seeking a better night's sleep. Surprisingly, there were few complaints from buyers, even after learning the truth.

Our dreams are what sustain us. - Gundobald

Nana Bear

The Nana bear's origins can be traced back to Ul'dahn princess Nanakko who, on her eighth nameday, asked her father for a bear. Despite a realm-wide search, no bears were found, and so the Goldsmiths' Guild was commissioned to craft one from a drawing found in an ancient bestiary.

There isn't enough honey in all the Yard to satisfy that sweet-toothed sellary. - Honey Yard Hivekeep

Miniature Minecart

Despite adamant claims by Amajina & Sons Mineral Concern that their donation of over five score carts to the orphans of Stonesthrow was a simple act of charity, opponents of the guild insist it was a scheme to recruit inexpensive child labor for Thanalan's myriad mines.

Mines mine! Mines all miiiiiiiiine! - Biggy the Spriggan

Nutkin

Inspired by the words of Millith Ironheart, this daring squirrel longs to travel the realm in search of the legendary golden acorn, and hopes that trailing in your shadow will ensure that he isn't eaten before he discovers the mother lode.

I had no idea squirrels could bite so hard! - Arold

Wind-up Minfilia

This clockwork automaton has been crafted at the behest of the Adventurers' Guild in celebration of the Rising, Eorzea's annual celebration of rebirth. All linkshell privileges have been revoked so one not need dread incessant calls throughout the small hours of night.

...Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? It is I, Minfilia. - Minfilia

Model Magitek Bit

This miracle of modern mechanics is actually a miracle of ancient Allagan mechanics reverse engineered and then modified with advanced Garlean magitek technology.

The Empire owes its might to magitek. - Yda

Puff Of Darkness

When this automaton resembling one crafted by a goldsmith hanged for dabbling in the dark arts was discovered, it prompted authorities to exhume the recently buried body. This, however, only confirmed their worst fears─that the coffin was empty.

What I do not smother, I devour. What I cannot devour, I destroy. - The Cloud of Darkness

Naughty Nanka

Instead of laying her eggs in a pond or river where they might be devoured by predators, the ninki nanka female deposits her offspring upon the back of the father, who then carries and protects the brood until it is ready to face the world on its own. Unless, however, one falls off.

Shiiiiiiny! Preeeeeetty! Need more eeeeeeggs! Eeeeeeggs! - Giggity the Spriggan

Wind-up Ultros

One can only imagine the time and effort master goldsmith Godbert put into the creation of this lifelike recreation of a lecherous purple octopus.

Muscle-heads? Hate 'em! - Ultros

Fat Cat

Born in an unmarked alley in an unnamed town, this poor creature had to hunt the mean streets just to stay alive...until learning that following retainers and feeding off the slaughter left in their wakes was a safer, easier way to a full belly.

When the master's away, the cat will play. - Miqo'te Retainer

Littlefoot

When discovered by your retainer on a foray deep into the highlands of Coerthas, this miniature monstrosity was both cold and hungry (though the former condition most likely did not affect him much), and a bowl of hot broth was all it took to lure him from the forest back home.

It is good to see you on your feet again. - Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn

Mummy's Little Mummy

It is believed that the ancient technique of mummification─which involved embalming, organ removal, wrapping, and the burial in a multilayered sarcophagus─was an expensive undertaking. That it was performed on a child can attest to his parents' devotion.

I told you, I'm not your mummy! - Ul'dahn Citizen

Demon Box

Lacking the spells required to animate a gift in the same manner in which the ancients animated bricks, the crafter of this quaint creation simply cut a pair of holes into a wooden box and slipped it on a spriggan. Problem solved.

That Miqo'te lass said someone'd be bringin' me a gift what I couldn't refuse. - Drogo

Wind-up Louisoix

When asked why the Goldsmiths' Guild began manufacture of the wind-up delivery moogles before even drawing up designs for their wind-up Louisoix─the single greatest hero in the history of history─Guildmaster Serendipity replied, “Moogles are cuter.”

I swear by Louisoix's beard, I'll tear the skin from his─ - Geva

Midgardsormr

Father of Dragons, Keeper of the Lake, Bane of the XIVth Legion─while it is difficult to believe the yalm-long pup could be any of these things, he assures you his current form is only temporary while he awaits the reconstruction of a new corporeal vessel.

Midgardsormr was a king amongst kings who reigned for centuries on end... - Minfilia

Enkidu

Legend has that Gilgamesh first found Enkidu while searching for a meal. Without the means to make a fire, he attempted to eat the fowl raw, only to find himself the victim of a furious counterattack. Impressed by the bird's tenacity, he promptly made him his pet.

Enkidu, do you hear me!? ENKIIIDUUUUUUUUUUUU! - Gilgamesh

Wind-up Alphinaud

In an attempt to secure funding for the financially strapped organization, the Crystal Braves treasurer took it upon himself to have three score thousand crafted and delivered to Rowena's House of Splendors for sale...where they have been collecting dust since...

Coming from an influential family certainly has its advantages! - Wedge

Wind-up Cid

When faced with a lack of coin to fund projects, Garlond Ironworks engineers designed the wind-up Cid, with hopes that sales of the automaton would fill their coffers. Indeed, sales have been impressive, the item bringing in just enough gil to pay for the founder's debts.

Run, Cid. Or stay. It makes no matter. You cannot escape the past. - Gaius van Baelsar

Unicolt

Symbols of purity and innocence, newborn unicorns are kept by the Ishgardian church to create holy water used in sacred rites─a process that involves the creatures dipping their horns in spring water while a sanctified priest blesses it.

Four-legged and tall, with a pristine white coat and a single horn protruding from its brow! - Braya

Atrophied Atomos

While the means by which this otherworldly devourer of aether became trapped in a treasure coffer is most certainly a mystery worthy of further investigation, the real question on everyone's minds here is, “Why did you let it out?”

Let all know that a new threat to the peace has emerged. - Sixth Astral Era Crier

Owlet

Preserved with temporal magicks and placed on display in the Fractal Continuum, this genetically enhanced cloudkin is documented as being one of the genetic components used in the creation of mirrorknights. He appears to have developed the capacity for reading.

It is difficult to even remember the last time I spoke with someone other than my good friends the owls. - Roiteloin

Ugly Duckling

After suffering countless barbs from his bullying brothers, this tiny cloudkin had enough and left its home on Neverreap to find someplace he'd be called beautiful, too.

Hiss at me, he did; fierce as goose, he was. - Jezul Ahuatan

Gaelikitten

Though its wings appear to be constructs of some sort rather than actual body parts, any who draw close are met with a violent flurry of scratching and punching, making it impossible to thoroughly inspect the creature's backside.

Watch it! This kitten has claws! - Aldis

Clockwork Barrow

This self-propelled handcart was purchased from the Oak Atrium as a prize for the Greatloam Growery's gysahl green growing contest. The cart, however, was never awarded, for on the final day of the competition, it was discovered vilekin had devoured all the entries.

May Zo Ga singe his arse on what's left of the wain! - Craftsman Bo Gu

Lesser Panda

There are several theories as to how a beastkin native to the mist-covered peaks of southeastern Ilsabard ended up thousands of leagues away from its home...and most involve an unhealthy infatuation with the furry creature by a certain imperial legatus.

Stand up straight, maggot! - Berkoeya

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Though unable to read the arcane script penned in blood across this forbidden tome discovered in the Great Gubal Library, you sense much power in the words. Or it could simply be the fact that the book follows you.

No dusty tome doth capture in ink what these terrible beings are now become. - Urianger

Iron Dwarf

What was reported as a “chance discovery” by your mammet voyager, has actually turned out to be a pet project of the automaton to kill the time while piloting the long journeys to the lonely north.

But if ye've got iron in yer veins...speak up. - Randwulf

Griffin Hatchling

One night, after ripping the heart from a griffin's breast and holding it aloft for gods and men to behold, a Clan Centurio hunter turned to see a tiny wide-eyed cub shivering in a now-motherless nest. Unable to deliver the steel peace, he rescued the beast and named it Ben.

You'd be surprised at how many...end up sliced to ribbons by beak and talon. - Fafafono

Wind-up Iceheart

The brainchild of one of Lady Iceheart's fanatical followers, this lifelike automaton was to be sold in Ishgardian toy shoppes under the name “Ice Princess” with hopes of secretly indoctrinating young children in the ways of the heretics.

Whether it takes days, weeks, moons, or even years, my knights will find her. - Aymeric

Gestahl

Despite being found lapping up day-old vomit behind the Forgotten Knight, the air of nobility displayed by this pup as he rolled in the filth was proof enough of his royal bloodline, and before the night was through, an official pedigree was drawn up, changing Gestahl's life forever.

Nothing shall stand in our way! - Emperor Gestahl

Steam-powered Gobwalker G-VII

This tiny machine is a prototype for the newest model of steam-powered warmachina being mass-produced by the fanatical goblin academics known as the Illuminati. Over a thousand crabs were caught, studied, and subsequently devoured to perfect the current design.

Spill bladder not over unstrong firebooms of Illuminati! - Brayflox

Behemoth Heir

To prove his bravery, a recently inducted member of Clan Centurio journeyed alone into the untamed north and somehow returned unscathed with the broodling of the legendary kaiser behemoth. Not wishing to bring ill fortune on the clan, the pup was quickly passed on...to you.

Yer mistress fights like a bloody behemoth ten times her size! - Wounded Chocobo Hunter

Accompaniment Node

Constructed by Ironworks handyman Wedge solely of parts retrieved from a deactivated Azys Lla guidance node, this refurbished machina retains none of the guidance capabilities present in the original.

To proceed, please agree to the terms and conditions of use. - Guidance Node

Wind-up Yugiri

In an effort to see his skills remain sharp, a displaced Doman dollmaker now working in the crystal quarries near Revenant's Toll spends his nights crafting wind-up automata, Yugiri serving as his sole model.

She's really good at hide-and-seek, too! - Koharu

Gold Rush Minecart

Unbeknownst to their clients, retainers across Eorzea have been secretly using these automated minecarts to help haul about all the materials adventurers have them venture forth to collect. As of yet, however, no adventurer has reported receiving a “rush of gold.”

But I don't want to work in the silver mines! - Gold Saucer Patron

Paissa Brat

In addition to being quite tasty, paissas are often bred by Vanu tribes for fighting. One such creature was given as a gift to the Rose Knights when the Ishgardians were still on good terms with the Sea of Clouds natives...and then subsequently lost in a card game.

Even cowardly paissa cannot hide forever! - Gundu Warrior

Wind-up Illuminatus

Originally conceived by Illuminati machinists as a means of displaying their society's scientific superiority, the schematics for this automaton were stolen along with the secret recipe for goblin cheese during Brayflox's now legendary raid of an Illuminati stronghold.

Illuminati can never be trusted. - Backrix

Wind-up Echidna

Possibly one of countless clockwork servitors crafted by a Gridanian goldsmith whose body went missing after being hanged for the crime of ritual summoning. Upon the doll's back is carved the following: “And in the endless darkness I found her. Or was it she found me?”

Advances in Mhachi sorcery were made for one reason only: cataclysmic destructive power. - Cait Sith

Hunting Hawk

After losing her master, this raptor expertly trained in the art of falconry wandered the skies in search of purpose, finally arriving in the Diadem where she has since awaited the arrival of one worthy to lead her once more into the field to pursue new quarry.

Our companions gliding proudly through the skies will be as they always have and always will be. - Josseloux

Korpokkur Kid

Before their exodus back to the Old World, Sharlayan botanists conducted extensive studies on korpokkurs at Saint Mocianne's Arboretum. In their haste, the scientists left behind several samples which have, over the past decades, continued to thrive and reproduce...

Feels so soft and moist as fresh spring shower! - Ranu Vali

Wind-up Firion

The craftsmanship used in creating this clockwork automaton is far more impressive than anything you have ever seen...which poses the question: why would anyone part with the doll without asking anything in return?

I can't believe he's just giving them away free of charge, kupo! - Mogzun

Wind-up Ifrit

To celebrate your slaying of the fell primal, the Weavers' Guild crafted scores of these lifelike replicas which were, much to the chagrin of Ul'dah's youth, immediately snatched up by wealthy collectors and locked away for no one to see.

Ifrit's fiery piss! Just how many of these damned rogues are there!? - Quimperain

Wind-up Garuda

Understandably, many in Gridania opposed the manufacture of an automaton depicting the Ixal's chosen primal. However, since the publication of an article in The Raven espousing the puppet's efficacy as a good-luck charm, production can barely keep up with demand.

Heehee HAHA hahaha HEEHEE haha HEEEEEE!!! - Garuda

Wind-up Titan

The second in the Weavers' Guild's popular series of primal automata. The guild consulted with Trachtoum─a master axeman from the Company of Heroes─whose firsthand account of his battle against “Tidus” formed the basis of this true-to-life design.

Aye, we defeated him─in the end─but he took from us some of our very best. - Wheiskaet

Wind-up Leviathan

Following the release of their wind-up Titan, the Weavers' Guild once again approached Trachtoum for consultation─a task to which he eagerly “rose,” providing the guild with a crude sketch of a certain body part he insists is identical in length and girth to “the” Leviathan.

Leviathan's scaly arse! - Wilfalk

Wind-up Haurchefant

Crafted by the first son of House Haillenarte to honor the passing of one of House Fortemps's greatest knights, this miniature replica of the great Haurchefant Greystone only begins to tell the tale of a man who devoted his life to the service of his nation and his friends.

Lord Haurchefant is, from all indications, quite fond of you. - Discomposed Cataloger

Dress-up Y'shtola

This clockwork automaton has been crafted at the behest of the Adventurers' Guild in celebration of the Rising, Eorzea's annual celebration of rebirth. Alphinaud Leveilleur was apparently more than happy to submit a rough sketch for the design, despite never being asked.

Tataru has truly outdone herself this time. - Y'shtola

Calca

Upon realizing the Antitower would require several layers of defenses to keep out unwanted visitors, the spire's creator breathed life into several common dolls. Hairless at first, its maker adorned it with blonde locks, along with other aesthetically pleasing accessories.

Adorable dolls! Terrible dolls! Yip-ho-ho! - Calcabrina

Brina

Tasked to defend the Antitower along with Calca, Brina scurried off to the safety of a treasure coffer after meeting defeat at the hands of adventurers. Impressed that anyone could uncover its hiding place, Brina decided to make itself a gift to the adventurer who found it.

Adorable dolls! Terrible dolls! Yip-ho-ho! - Calcabrina

Morpho

The wings of this butterfly were highly sought after during the War of the Magi, as their scales could be used to make poison that inhibited the restoration of magical energy. As a result, they were hunted to near extinction, and now very few remain.

The War of the Magi must have been a conflict of truly terrifying proportions. - E-Sumi-Yan

Poro Roggo

A product of Matoya's mind-altering magicks, this particular familiar served the mistress for almost fifty summers before becoming struck with a sense of wanderlust following several fetch quests into the wild. Matoya allowed it to accompany you on your journey.

Indeed, there is no end to the tasks that want for doing, ribbit. - Toro Roggo

Fenrir Pup

Torn from his mother's teat immediately after birth and weaned on the manblood spilled daily in the Wolves' Den, this young hoarhound with soft blue fur was named after the spirit-beast of legend with hopes that he would grow to become as fierce and powerful.

Wolves. Swivin' wolves... - Hundred Eyes

Wind-up Ramuh

While Garuda-themed automata flew from the shelves of the Shaded Bower, the Weavers' Guild had already begun work on another local primal. Sylphs were interviewed regarding Ramuh's wizened visage, but none could agree on the length and fullness of his beard.

By the radiance of eld be thee judged! - Ramuh

Wind-up Shiva

When followers of Iceheart heard the Weavers' Guild was creating clockwork effigies, they made the long trek from Ishgard to commission one in the likeness of Saint Shiva. However, the final product was so endearing, they puzzled over whether to pay it solemn tribute or cuddle it.

Is it I who am elated... or Saint Shiva? - Ysayle

Magic Bucket

This curiosity is said to have once belonged to an angler who wanted a bottomless pail that would shadow him hither and yon. Upon releasing a live Nepto Dragon into the markets, he had a change of heart and tossed the bucket back brinewards, never looking back.

Throw back a guppy today, and reel in ten fish tomorrow. - N'nmulika

Calamari

Academics visiting Hullbreaker Isle determined, upon discovery of this strange creature, this tiny tentacle is a regenerating arm of a slain kraken. Unlike the hostile body from which it was severed, it bears you no ill will. Rather, this appendage seems to have taken a liking to you...

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! - Captain Madison

Baby Brachiosaur

This adorable automaton was cobbled together by a sky pirate (who had once apprenticed as a goldsmith) after claiming to have spotted one of the mythical creatures from the deck of his crew's airship on a journey deep into the Diadem.

Don't be a baby! Get a grip! - Sisipu

Wind-up Krile

This clockwork contraption has been crafted at the behest of the Adventurers' Guild in celebration of the Rising, Eorzea's annual celebration of rebirth. The enormous feline ears attached to her hood are thought to represent Krile's ability to hear the whispers of the soul.

Would you care to attempt a more dextrous deflection? - Krile

Wind-up Aymeric

Noting the popularity of other clockwork leaders, the Temple Knights attempted to make one of their own beloved commander. The face was so far-removed from the true Aymeric's handsome mien, however, that one of the knights' wives volunteered to sew a new one from scratch.

A divided Ishgard will not survive. - Aymeric

Wind-up Calofisteri

This clockwork creation is similar to others made by a deranged Gridanian goldsmith, whose body went missing after he was executed for conjuring the dark arts. Found in the remnants of the city of Mhach, an explorer swore he could hear cackling from behind the crumbling walls.

By the blood of voidsent have I ascended to the sublime... - Calofisteri

Wind-up Sasquatch

Crafted by the Leatherworkers' Guild, this lifelike clockwork replica of a sasquatch is hoped to bring attention to the creatures' dwindling numbers in the wild.

I've decided to follow in your footsteps. - Sisipu

Dwarf Rabbit

After his father was baked into a pie by a farmer's wife for stealing their vegetables, he invoked the time-honored code of rabbit revenge and hopped off to destroy every garden patch he could find.

But know that she who chases two rabbits catches neither one. - J'moldva

Taoist Moogle

Enrei, acolyte to renowned Far Eastern monk, Master Togen, is believed to have handcrafted this quaint automaton for a kind adventurer who once lent her aid to the pair. How it ended up for sale in a foreign market remains a mystery.

I wasn't joking, by the way. About the moogle punching. - Sidurgu

Jibanyan

After being run over, Jibanyan was bound to a busy crossroad where he spent his days taking revenge on any passing vehicle that stood in his way.

I'm kind of busy right nyao.

Komasan

Komasan is a lion-dog that came from a rural area. He often expresses awe when traveling in the city.

Oh my swirls!

Whisper

A self-proclaimed “Yo-kai butler.” With the way he talks, you would think him a know-it-all, but he is really a know-nothing.

Hold on to your butler!

Blizzaria

A Yo-kai with the power to make temperatures drop, Blizzaria can make snow fall in summer and freeze volcanoes.

Summer fever...

Kyubi

This fox Yo-kai is one of the strongest Yo-kai around. He can easily erupt with power, like a volcano.

How ridiculous.

Komajiro

Komajiro is Komasan's younger twin. He looks for his runaway brother, but he can't find him anywhere.

Oh my swirls!

Manjimutt

A man-faced poodle who enjoys scaring people frightened by a poodle with a man's face.

Doggone it!

Noko

Noko is always scared of being seen by humans. Which happens a lot, since it's terrible at hiding.

Noko noko!

Venoct

An elite Yo-kai who fights with his dragon scarf.

Hmph...!

Shogunyan

This Yo-kai is Jibanyan's legendary warrior ancestor. He just loves skipjack tuna and carries it around in his armor.

Heart of a Warrior!

Hovernyan

Although he is floating, he is actually very down-to-earth. The white mark on his forehead is an honorable battle scar.

I've got your back!

Robonyan F-type

An upgraded model of Robonyan, he removed all of his unnecessary functions to become the perfect robot cat.

Activating Sleep Mode...

USApyon

A Yo-kai from across the sea, USApyon hopes to someday venture into space. He uses Vader mode when he is angry.

Shoot!

Toy Alexander

At first dismissed as a quaint oddity, it has recently been discovered that the Illuminati use this fully functional replica of the primal Alexander to educate young goblins in the fields of metallurgy and engineering.

From what I understand, this “Alexander” was active for no more than a few seconds. - Biggs

Shaggy Shoat

The orphaned offspring of one of the many wild boars that inhabit the deep ravines of Xelphatol. Having lost its mother, the tiny beast seeks someone of unmatched strength and boundless courage to teach it the ways of survival. Until that someone is found, you will do most nicely.

He is a giant amongst boars, unrivaled in strength and savagery, and ruler over all his kind. - Ywain

Dress-up Thancred

Several moons in the wild, removed from civilization and forced to adopt a more bestial means of survival transformed not only Thancred's body, but his mind. Due to the limitations of clockwork technology, this automaton only depicts those changes to the former.

I say, did you not see Thancred anywhere? I'm beginning to fear for the fellow... - Papalymo

Dress-up Alisaie

After finding that she could simply not tell her wind-up Alisaie and Alphinaud automata apart, Tataru went about modifying the former's garments, creating something both new and bold...all while keeping manufacturing costs at an absolute minimum!

Is it just my imagination, or is Alisaie staring daggers at me? - Alphinaud

Wind-up Edda

While not confirmed, it is thought this eerily lifelike replica of Edda Blackbosom was created by a former companion of the now-deceased(?) adventurer. Those who have possessed the dark fetish assert that its hair grows at night when no one is looking.

Edda, you're so slow, you'd lose a footrace to a tree slug. - Liavinne

Wind-up Yuna

Peoples of the Far East tell the tale of a beautiful summoner who embarked on a perilous journey to deliver restless souls to the afterlife and thus bring peace to the world. Her name was Yuna...

I'm ready! - Yuna

Wind-up Rikku

Peoples of the Far East tell the tale of a plucky young lass with a fiery heart and questionable taste in finery who accompanied a summoner on her journey to bring peace to the world. That young lass's name was Rikku...

Bring it on! - Rikku

Wind-up Lulu

Peoples of the Far East tell the tale of a powerful mage and master of puppets who would rain destruction down on any that might harm her companions as they made their journey to save the world. Her name was Lulu...

Let's see how tough you are. - Lulu

Wind-up Moenbryda

This finely detailed tribute to Moenbryda was crafted in secret by none other than Urianger following the untimely passing of his beloved companion. Though known for her warm and jovial nature, the resolve within this doll's eyes perhaps speaks to the strength he admired in her.

I shall allow no foe to harm the lovely Moenbryda. - Thancred

Bullpup

The Garleans have a long history of canine breeding that extends far back into the nation's days as a republic. The intent of this practice is to produce fearless, loyal killing machines, and those that fail to display the desired traits are...discarded.

He may be a pup, but he'll likely make a meal of anyone what gets close to him. - R'kontai

Wind-up Estinien

It is said the creators of this lifelike replica spent several days quarreling over what color to paint the now-infamous dragoon's armor─blue or red. After consultation with Vault officials, the decision was made to proceed with the former.

Estinien... You gave your word... - Lady Iceheart

Wind-up Moon

Following a report that excessive exposure to the bright light emitted by wind-up suns may be causing the very blemishes that Ul'dahn mesdames thought to hide, demand for a less-radiant alternative skyrocketed, ultimately giving rise to the wind-up moon.

I am but the moon which reflects his radiance. - Lebrassoir

Castaway Chocobo Chick

You won't hear this from his beak, but the chocobo chick you rescued from the sea's slippery grasp cannot actually swim─the only thing keeping the bird afloat is a life preserver some kind sailor tossed from his ship before sailing off into the sunset.

You can lead a chocobo to water... - Redolent Rose

Wind-up Bartz

The legend of Bartz and his trusty chocobo steed Boko is known far and wide, their journeys inspiring entire generations to adventure. Though, disagreement as to the appropriate spelling of the carefree youth's name has led to many a hurt butz.

Since last we spoke, I've spent every spare moment at the butts. - Barthovieu

Odder Otter

Otters of the Far East are highly cunning creatures, some scholars having ventured as far as to claim the rodents' intelligence is, in fact, comparable to that of a Qiqirn, despite lacking the latter's propensity for spoken communication.

He seemed...odd. Well, odder than usual. - Cocobezi

Fox Kit

Despite its appearance, this fox kit is actually the offspring of a thousand–year–old vulpine spirit yet incapable of taking on the body of a man that it may seduce its prey into relinquishing their very souls. Or not. There truly is no way to tell.

The hungry fox starves staring at the bull's testicles. - Cirina

Tora-jiro

Being saved by the selfsame hunter who brutally slayed your family for a sack of coin and a punny title can be awkward for a growing tiger cub. On one hand, he brutally slayed your family. On the other, he provides you bowls of rich, tasty cream.

It has been too long since I last dined on tiger. - Masatsuchi

Tiny Tatsunoko

A single ilm to the right or left and this cute creature would have been kebab. Fate, however, intervened, and now the wavekin follows its would-be transfixer─the tiny tyke having taken quite well to the upper world's drier climes.

His tiny minions won't stand a chance! - Haermaga

Bombfish

Given its name after a fisher claimed to witness the wavekin explode after tossing it on a grill, the bombfish is, in fact, neither related to bombs of voidsent origin or even that combustible.

Won't get nowhere up its crack, yunz won't, not with that piddly bomb. - 13th Order Alchemist Ga Zi

Bom Boko

Supposedly Far Eastern raccoon dogs are nothing like the raccoons of Eorzea, shunning a life of rifling through garbage for one of transmogrification into everyday kitchenware such as tea crocks. Go figure.

Now there's a trick what took some bollocks. - Perimu Haurimu

Road Sparrow

Tired of his humdrum life back in Yanxia, this former house sparrow set off on the journey of a lifetime, finally arriving several moons later in Bardam's Mettle, where he fell in with a flock of ferocious yol and learned the true meaning of freedom.

We will need wine...and sparrow-stuffed pheasant. - Jannequinard

Dress-up Yugiri

Inspired by an automaton brought across the sea from faraway Aldenard, a Doman dollmaker set out to see if he could replicate the foreign techniques used to breathe life into the creation, the result being this fairly faithful rendition.

Her name is Yugiri. Perchance you know of her? - Ihanami

Mock-up Grynewaht

This anatomically accurate simulacrum of the imperial soldier Grynewaht appears to have been built by magitek engineers to determine the most efficient means by which to incorporate magitek implants into the Roegadyn's body.

It's like all my namedays have come at once! - Grynewaht

Wind-up Namazu

Not too many summers past, there wasn't a house in all Radz-at-Han that didn't echo with the pitter-patter of Hingan-made wind-up Namazu dolls, their misplaced eyes and bewhiskered lips the source of much mirth in the Near Eastern nation.

He's not heavy, but gods, the smell... - Lyse

Ivon Coeurlfist Doll

A complete dismantling of the coeurl-fisted caricature shows that, unlike the automata of Ul'dah, the puffered paunch of this poppet contains naught but cotton and straw, leading one to wonder...how in the seven hells does it walk!?

He had a pair o' Sphairai crafted─fists what looked like coeurls. - Gerolt

Wind-up Chimera

It is hard to imagine anyone taking pleasure in creating to-scale replicas of the very abominations that contributed to the end of an entire civilization. Then again, it is so utterly adorable.

That chimera must be his latest prize. - Hildibrand

Wind-up Meateater

This fully functioning automaton was discovered in the pack of a Qiqirn bandit slain on the Hunt. Why a Qiqirn was carrying a copy of itself on its person is a question you could ask yourself, but as they say, “ignorance is bliss.”

Empty bellies send blood aboiling! - Qiqirn Bandit

Magitek Avenger F1

It appears the Empire created these faithful reproductions to train field engineers on how to repair actual avenger-class warmachina. The fact that the selfsame models are sold to imperial children as toys is a telling sign of the invaders' mindset.

The desire to protect and the desire to avenge are opposing forces that can ill be reconciled. - Alberic

Ghido

Some say this denizen of the Sirensong Sea has seen upwards of seven hundred summers, and in that time his hate for blue-blazoned armor has only grown. As for why, no one knows.

Matron's teats, those turtles are huge! - Waemlydir

Wind-up Exdeath

Retrieved in the Deltascape, this full-metal automaton is a recreation of a terrible villain appearing in ancient legend. While its scintillant blue armor suggests the figure is a knight, Exdeath was believed to be a powerful warlock born from a tree.

Death is but the blissful terminus of the lives of the weak. - Nhazaa Jaab

Wind-up Khloe

Ever since she began receiving them on her doorstep─one a day, every day, without fail─Khloe Aliapoh can't help but think there is something seriously wrong with whoever is sending her these disturbingly lifelike automata.

This will make Khloe's best friend so happy! - Khloe Aliapoh

Wind-up Susano

With an itsy Yata-no-Kagami in his left hand and a bitsy Ame-no-Murakumo in his right, one might almost forget the miniature Magatama throbbing wildly in this liliputian Lord of the Revel's breast. Almost.

We are Susano, and in revelry do we rejoice! - Lord of the Revel

Wind-up Lakshmi

Created to epitomize Lakshmi's flawless beauty, a certain minstrel prone to wandering flippantly deemed it “not to his liking,” ultimately driving the original craftsman to take his own life, and leaving his apprentice to hastily touch up the features.

There isss naught She would not give. - Sarisha

Wind-up Bismarck

Seeing Limsa Lominsa crawling with wind-up Ifrits, Titans, Ramuhs, even Ravanas, the Bismarck proprietor wondered why there were still no automata designed in the likeness of his establishment's namesake, and so commissioned one made.

The Bismarck is as good as mine. - H'mhasi Tia

Wind-up Hien

Under imperial rule, Doman dollmakers were forbidden from crafting automata such as the kiyofusa, but this did not stop one brave soul from honoring the popular young Lord Hien with a mammet in his likeness. Its creator can rightly be proud!

There is no denying that he has a presence... - Haname

Wind-up Ravana

Desiring that the tale of Ravana's clash with the Warrior of Light be preserved for posterity, a Gnath historian commissioned the Weavers' Guild to recreate the Lord of the Hive as a mammet. Comes complete with Chandrahas and fierce love of battle.

O Lord Ravana! Master of the Sacred Blades! Wrath of the Colony! Conqueror of the World! - Gnath Priest

Wind-up Kojin

A mammet made in the likeness of the vessel for the kami Tsukumo, but given a green rather than blue coat of paint in order to differentiate it from the actual divinity. The Blue Kojin are hopeful of making a tidy profit by selling scores of these in Kugane.

Tsukumo is no ordinary puppet. He is of the divine! - Kabuto

Mameshiba

An unscrupulous merchant passed this pup off as a rare species of miniature dog known as the mameshiba. Such a thing does not exist. Rather than have the hapless owners discover the deception when it grows, it was trained to run away.

There's a smile made of puppy fat! - Delivery Moogle

Tengu Doll

A doll made in the likeness of a legendary Far Eastern creature, surprisingly animated for an inanimate object─a mystery Far Eastern folk would attribute to the mischievous tengu. Much like how a coveted piece of gear boasting five materia slots suddenly becomes a doll.

How do you hope to survive with even more beaks to feed? - Sanu Vanu

Wind-up Matanga

A mammet made to resemble a Matanga found in the Hidden Canals of Uznair. Originally clothed, it was divested of its modesty by thieves targeting the jewels that adorned its lavish garments, hence its embarrassment. If only someone would cover up its shame. Shame. Shame.

To think you beat a Matanga with just your fists. - Impressed Dotharl

Wind-up Ramza

Designed after Ramza Beoulve─unsung champion of Ivalician legend and not the son of the exiled Majestic Theater Company principal─this mammet's creation was commissioned by Jenomis cen Lexentale to pay honor to the true hero of the Zodiac Brave Story.

Put that damnable thing down, Ramza. You're not helping matters! - Jenomis cen Lexentale

Koala Joey

This small ursine creature dropped onto the retainer who was cutting down its tree and has apparently decided to see the world. Though ordinarily placid, it can be savage when threatened, and folk are cautioned against─ Awww, look at the adorable little critter!

Fool is the man who calls a koala a bear within its hearing. - Ancient Saying

Salt & Pepper Seal

None can say how this seal pup came to be at Loch Seld, but the person who first saw it took to calling it “salt” for the briny water, then someone else came along and added “pepper,” because why not. The rest, as they say, is history.

Love makes for the best seasoning. - Gildon

Axolotl Eft

The retainer who reeled in this specimen claims it is the fabled hundred-eyed axolotl, but at a glance it is short at least ninety-eight. Nor would the man say where he found the creature. For now, it shall be called an “axolotl eft” until such time as naturalists decide what it actually is.

The plot thickens like a dollop of salamander oil. - Godbert

Wind-up Ixion

In a bid to lure brave (or foolish) adventurers to hunt the legendary steed Ixion, the people of Gyr Abania pitched in coin to have this mammet produced─a handsome reward, they believe, for risking grisly death by impalement and/or lightning.

Brave one! Your loyal steed awaits! - Voyce

Wind-up Shinryu

The designer of this mammet was tasked with recreating the dread-filled moment when Shinryu gains his freedom, bursting forth from a cocoon of light. The result is a rather loose interpretation, to say the least.

I should very much like to see this “Shinryu” creature for myself. - Nero tol Scaeva

Dress-up Raubahn

Ostensibly produced to commemorate Ala Mhigo's liberation, this avatar of the Flame General was originally meant to serve as an apology for the campaign's troubled start. To that end, it was said to have been programmed to beg forgiveness a dozen different ways.

Wait till the Flame General hears about this! - M'naago

Private Moai

Carved from the remnants of a larger statue found deep beneath the Ruby Sea, the reasons why or even how it can propel itself remain unknown. Rumors of bright rings pouring forth from the effigy's mouth, however, are largely exaggerated.

Either that was a trick of the light, or that statue just moved... - Shigure

White Whittret

This young male weasel with fur as yellow? as the winter's first snow once dreamed of becoming a pupil of the great auspice Kamaitachi. However, upon witnessing the Warrior of Light's prowess in Hells' Lid, he decided he would be better off siding with the latter.

Don't talk to me! Talk to the cat...or the weasel. - Tataru

Motley Egg

As thanks for aiding Jihli Aliapoh in the retrieval of several stolen eggs, the original Egg Dreamer has gifted you with an eggspertly crafted automaton featuring Radcliffe the Red, famed first Archon of the Sixth Umbral Era.

Personally, I've always had a thing for a motley. - Cornell

Wind-up Kefka

Other than a vague claim by Y'shtola that the doll you discovered in Omega's Sigmascape seems “eerily familiar,” none of your companions can recall ever hearing of a wicked jester known as Kefka, be it in history books or children's tales.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with Kefka! - Locke Cole

Wind-up Magnai

When, after countless moons, their most radiant brother could still not find a suitable wife, several of the Oronir visited Kugane to have poppets created in Magnai's likeness. As of this writing, the outspoken leader remains alone.

You're not related or something, are you? - Lyse

Aurelia Polyp

Hitching a ride in the ballast tank of a submersible proved an enlightening experience for this infant wavekin, allowing it to listen in on the incessant mumblings of the vessel's pilot─a mammet voyager tasked with taking an audio log of all discoveries made.

Tonight we will feast on the jellyfish while my jealous fish of a brother drinks in his tears! - Nortmoen

Byakko Cub

While not the actual progeny of the thousand-year-old auspice lord, this eponymous recreation (in newborn form) is sought after by Hingans hoping to see their luck turn for the better.

Genbu may be the oldest, but Byakko's got to be the fuzziest. - Kamaitachi

Wind-up Fafnir

Why the scholar who crafted this mechanical marvel felt that an already deadly dragon need carry a sword (and a legendary one, at that) remains unclear. When questioned, he simply refused to alter the design and began muttering about “drop rates.”

Those hard scales, those claws...that puny body. Are you some kind of lesser dragon, kupo? - Mogzin

Wind-up Mithra

A stack of dusty tomes and a healthy imagination served as inspiration for this automaton designed to depict the Mithra─supposed ancestor of the Miqo'te. She wears a traditional scorpion harness rendered in painstaking—and pointless—detail by her Sharlayan creator.

Looking to make a new frrriend, are we? - Nanaa Mihgo

The Prince Of Anemos

Much to the chagrin of his father─the Lord of Anemos─the young heir has yet to outgrow the odd habit of concealing cudgels and using them to bludgeon anyone who dares question his merits. Thankfully, an absence of thew leaves his lively blows lacking.

By the Twelve, what a hideous, monstrous abomination! - The Impresario

Komainu

Believed to ward the places from intruders with evil intent, statues of these mythical lion-dog creatures are oft erected at the gates of sacred locations such as shrines. When paired with another, they will always face forward.

Bright as a lamp, brave as a lion. - Haermaga

Monkey King

A miniature doppelganger of Qitian Dasheng magically brought into being by the ancient auspice himself. Originally used by the monkey king to cozen corrival and companion alike, now it merely serves to act adorable as it hovers nearby its new owner.

It seems this year shall belong to the monkey after all! - Saru Doshin

Frilled Dragon

Tree-dwellers by nature, frilled dragons only descend to hunt, using their powerful rear legs to propel them forward at speeds that rival most Lalafell. When intimidated, they will spread out the spiked frills adorning their necks, hoping to frighten would-be predators.

Are you some kind of lesser dragon, kupo? - Mogzin

Wind-up Cirina

Commissioned for the Rising to promote interest in Xaela culture, this fully operational automaton was designed with painstaking detail, using the Mol youth Cirina as a model.

She's braver than she looks. - Lyse

Wind-up Sadu

There once lived a young Dotharli warrior who dreamed of taking the khatun into his arms and, well, doing things that young Dotharli warriors dream of doing. He quickly realized he valued his life and instead crafted this less imposing stand-in.

Is the khatun woman or man? A stupid question. She is Sadu. - Koko

Wind-up Tarutaru

A stack of dusty tomes and a healthy imagination served as inspiration for this automaton designed to depict the Tarutaru─supposed ancestor of the Lalafell. She wears a gaudy vermilion cloak rendered in painstaking—and pointless—detail by her Sharlayan creator.

Ages ago, there lived a female mage of no small repute who was known by all sorts of unsavory epithets. - Gerolt

Wind-up Zhloe

Impressed with Zhloe's tireless efforts at the orphanage, a craftsman employed by Rowena's House of Splendors created an automaton version of the altruist and gifted it to her sister, Khloe...who silently added it to her table of rewards.

But deep down, I knew that Mummy and Daddy were never coming back. - T'kebbe

Construct 8

Inoperative when discovered in the Clockwork City of Goug, the queer device whirred to life when a crystal was inserted under its chest plate. As long as the crystal is not replaced with auracite, the automaton should prove harmless.

A construct born of desperation and denial. - Penitent Heretic

Palico

Hailing from a land so distant it does not appear on any map, this catlike hunter has traveled to far eastern Othard in pursuit of his quarry─the fire-breathing Rathalos. How he came to fight by your side is a story better told over a roast leg of wyvern.

They allowed him to bring the sum of his skills to bear...or maybe cat, on his foes. - Gerolt

Poogie

Many a hunter from lands both near and far has proclaimed this tiny piglet “cute enough to eat.” Not literally, of course. Alright, sometimes literally, but not this time. There will be no eating of Poogie, and that is final.

Ungodly swine! I would sooner die than surrender to you! - Vault Priest

Attendee #777

Gyoshin labored through several nights to fincraft this tiny Namazu (though the happi stitchwork is clearly Gyorei's). He intended to make it in the likeness of the 777th attendee, but soon lost count, so model selection was ultimately random.

I am happy to have met some- one so delici─deft of hand. - Cirina

Scarlet Peacock

Peafowl have long been admired in the Far East for their brilliant plumage, but it is their penchant for hunting venomous vilekin that has earned them reverence typically reserved for kami. As such, effigies of the birds are believed to bring their owners good fortune.

There will come a time when we must confront Suzaku. - Genbu

Wind-up Alpha

Crafted at the Garlond Ironworks, this miniature reproduction of your faithful (if not somewhat deformed) companion was gifted to you by engineer Jessie Jaye upon your triumphant return from the Alphascape.

Well, Alpha certainly seems keen. - Cid

OMG

Despite a striking resemblance to the extra-dimensional mechanical monstrosity that nearly ended your life, this miniature model of Omega does naught but follow in your wake. Wedge of the Garlond Ironworks posits it may have been created to observe your behavior.

Soon, Omega, soon... I will see you rise again! - Nero tol Scaeva

Wind-up G'raha Tia

In order to fund the expedition to the Syrcus Trench, Tataru crafted this series of automaton, modeled upon a certain Archon, the tales of whom she heard from Rammbroes.

A man could study for two lifetimes and only learn half of what you know. - Cid

Little Yin

One half of a pair of (literally) animated decorations you stumbled across during the All Saints' Wake festivities. Members of the Continental Circus are at a loss as to why this sullen specter appears to have a will of its own, though “possession” is high on their list of theories.

Are we really sleepin' at a graveyard? 'Cause I'm afraid of ghosts... - Hal

Little Yang

One half of a pair of (literally) animated decorations you stumbled across during the All Saints' Wake festivities. Members of the Continental Circus are at a loss as to why this spry specter appears to have a will of its own, though “possession” is high on their list of theories.

Everyone'll think you a ghost! - Erapi Taropi

Wind-up Cloud

At first glance, it appears that the artisan took numerous liberties in this rendition of the legendary hero─the distinct lack of upper-body muscle mass suggesting Cloud would have been unable to even lift a weapon the size of the Buster Sword, let alone brandish it over his head.

...something. - Cloud

Wind-up Aerith

A somber reimagining of the ill-fated flowermonger who would set off on a journey to discover herself, only to find more than she bargained for. What is wind-up can never die.

This guy are sick. - Aerith

Mudpie

A thick, brown mass of living effluence squeezed forth from one of the horror Tokkapchi's many hidden orifices. Though the squirt stinks of sopping sod, one might find themselves pressed to deny the amorphous alluvium is anything but adorable.

I was almost certain you'd want to muddy the waters. - Jessie

Bridesmoogle

Moogles serving the Sanctum of the Twelve claim the magicked poppets (provided with purchase of a lavish Ceremony of Eternal Bonding) are guaranteed to bring happiness. Conveniently offer no refunds if you do not hap upon said happiness.

Wh-What have you done with my bride!? - Vannes

Dhalmel Calf

Considering this young specimen was most likely bred in captivity for the purpose of research, it is nothing short of a miracle that the calf has managed to survive the harsh environment of Eureka for as long as it has.

Yes, you─with the long neck. - Tsukumo

Capybara Pup

Known in Hingashi as the “onitenjikunezumi” (quite liberally translated as “Near Eastern demon rat”), this rodent auspice of unknown age has developed a fondness for Far Eastern hot springs, and will spend days in the restorative waters if not reminded to come out and eat.

Such simple creatures, rats. - Charibert

Baby Gremlin

Be not fooled by a gremlin's snow-white fur, for its intentions are as black as the night in which it thrives. Unlike more common stock, this particular breed appears to be resistant to both light and water, making them perfect pets for someone who doesn't mind a bit of mischief.

Thin skin and big mouths make for an uneasy combination. - Hunter-scholar

Wind-up Weapon

Scaled-down replicas of armored weapons have long been mass-produced by the Garlean Imperial Army in an effort to train new recruits in the proper methods of magitek deployment and repair.

Be on your guard─ he's known to be armed! - Brass Blade

Wind-up Fran

Taking a page from the Scions of the Seventh Dawn, Bangaa fusilier Rinok secretly commissioned the creation of scores of miniature Fran fetishes in an effort to fill the coffers of the perpetually under-funded resistance movement spearheaded by Lente's Tears.

Fran is not too bad, once you're on her good side. - Rinok

Wind-up Nu Mou

Designed in the likeness of a former member of Clan Nutsy, this automaton appears so cuddlesome as if it were made of cotton. Most folk think twice about cuddling it, however, when they learn it was actually made by a Nu Mou claybender using mud and mushroom spores.

A ring, a ring, a wondrous thing, when its metal band hides a Nu Mou's sting!♪ - Nee Marn

Seitei

While the true Seiryu has been documented as being more serpent than dragon, this replica of the azure auspice bears a striking resemblance to Kirin (though assurances have been made that this design decision was by no means a cost-cutting measure).

Hurry up and knock some sense into Seiryu's noggin! - Kamaitachi

Abroader Otter

Legend tells of a right mad otter who, dissatisfied with the fare of his home waters, bought a ship and made south for more bountiful seas. There, he ate like a king...until his boat sank in a storm, leaving the slippery pup alone on stranger tides.

He seemed...odd. Well, odder than usual. - Cocobezi

Hedgehoglet

For centuries, hedgehogs have been considered a delicacy in the Far East, their succulent flesh supped upon by prince and pauper alike. An influx of Western traders more interested in keeping the pups as pets, however, has all but put an end to this grisly tradition.

I need not explain what a needle is, I trust? - Redolent Rose

Brave New Y'shtola

Lovingly crafted by the Night's Blessed, this tiny mechanical Y'shtola─“Master Matoya,” to some─wears the black garb that marks her a member of their community, and bears a deadwood rod symbolizing her commitment to driving back the Light.

Did you really think I would go gently into that dark night with so much left undone? - Y'shtola

Wind-up Ryne

With hair of spun gold and eyes of clearest sapphire, this young maiden was an incarnation of Minfilia, by whose name she was known. In the course of her journey, however, she chose to take her destiny into her own hands, and with it came a new look, name, and automaton likeness.

What about... Ryne? - Thancred

Black Hayate

Despite their endearing appearance, black hayate are oft employed as guard and sheep dogs, as they react to threats with shocking ferocity. It was for this reason that the breed was named after a piece of lethal weaponry from its eastern homeland, now lost to the Flood.

They expected hounds on their trail and I sssent them a dragon! - Eshana

Chameleon

By channeling aether into its crystal-coated scales, the chameleon can alter its appearance to blend into the surrounding environment in a mechanism not unlike that of glamour prisms. For its penchant for adopting new looks, it has earned a reputation as the “glamourous scalekin.”

Oh, I suggest nothing so glamorous. - Nero tol Scaeva

Armadillo Bowler

Armadillos are seldom caught without their rocks, which they use to defend themselves from enemies. As a large rock bespeaks strength and status, one may occasionally see bravado-bound beasts that unwisely choose something beyond their ability to lift.

Who was that armored devil!? - Alphinaud

The Great Serpent Of Ronka

This creature, Quinfort insists, is none other than the all-seeing, all-powerful Great Serpent of Ronka. Though its wobbly girth may deceive the eye, that is, presumably, a mere mark of the serpent's mercy, for its true form would be too terrible for mortal minds to comprehend.

Screee! - The Great Serpent of Ronka

Clionid Larva

A relative of the sea slug, the clionid feeds on plankton early in life. As it matures, however, it begins consuming flesh in order to satisfy its voracious appetite, and uses the tentacles extending from its head to latch onto prey. For now it follows you obediently. For now...

What a delicious morsel! I wanna get my tentacles around her... - Ultros

Bitty Duckbill

Named for its duck-like bill, this creature hunts not by sight or smell, but rather by sensing the aetheric discharge from prey. It can also deliver a potent venom from the spurs on its hindfeet, causing great pain if not death─a sobering contrast to its adorable appearance.

Aren't you just the most adorable little thing!? - Jessie

Eden Minor

In a demonstration of its godlike power that may be generously termed “unfathomable,” Eden created this tiny being in its image. Fortunately, the amount of aether Eden Minor can manipulate is so minuscule that, despite its best efforts, it poses little danger to the world at large.

For what was once shattered may be forged anew. - Ryne

Giant Beaver

A mysterious being that appeared at Phisor Lran. Whatever may be the truth of its identity, some mysteries in the world are better left unsolved. Let it be enough that everyone has their heart's desire...

Something tells me that's one more mystery better left unsolved. - Ellie

Tinker's Bell

Discovered fallen off the monstrous Archaeotania by an Ondo youth, this enigmatic instrument, half-bell and half-maiden, is believed to be either an adornment from ancient times or a recreation thereof. Upon it is inscribed an enchantment that amplifies magical power.

How do you measure half a bell anyway? - Mauto

Tiny Echevore

The scales on this critter's back are arranged in such a way as to put one in mind of the succulent echeveria. Lying concealed in tall grass, it lures insects with its tail, which secretes a sweet-tasting fluid akin to nectar.

I shall enjoy sucking on its tail for that sweet, sweet nectar taste! - Overzealous Nu Mou

Sharksucker-class Insubmersible

Built by a mammet voyager in a moment of boredom, this clockwork ship raises several questions about machine ethics by its very existence. Another, perhaps more significant question it raises is, “Why build a functioning model submersible and not make it watertight?”

Not water! Anything but water! - Zahar'ak Hatchling

Shoebill

Common to Kholusia, the shoebill is known for being literally unmoving. Its hunting effort consists of waiting for prey to wander by its feet before it deigns to strike. For reasons unknown, it saw fit to accept you as its master, and now follows you wherever you go...with the bare minimum of exertion.

Love can move shoebills. - Ancient Ballad

Butterfly Effect

There is a theory which states that the fluttering of a butterfly's wings may give rise to a raging storm a thousand malms away. This crystal has nothing to do with that theory; rather, it is said to simply be the work of a priest of Ronka, created during a bout of boredom.

Take wing, ye souls of war! - Ravana

Ironfrog Ambler

This diminutive automaton is designed to automatically load itself with the ore which serves as its energy source. However, the function appears to be overactive, resulting in it compulsively checking whether the ore is present. The wind-up key is a purely aesthetic addition.

A-digging we will go! - Korutt

Bacon Bits

After seeing a dream wherein they were being followed by a flying pig, a retainer out gathering absent-mindedly worked some clay into the creature's likeness. To their surprise, the creature suddenly sprang to life─most likely at the hands of a pixie bent on mischief.

I am curious as to what mischief the flying pig has in mind... - Sue-Rend

Mystic Weapon

While out on a venture, your retainer discovered a timeworn blade and took it in their hand...whereupon a peculiar creature manifested. Though the weapon was believed to be cursed, the retainer was reportedly not concerned, as it was to be given to you in any case.

I ain't got the patience for no mystic rubbish today. - Gerolt

Meerkat

Native to lands bordering the Sea of Ash, these small beastkin dwell in underground colonies, emerging from their burrows as the sun rises in order to bask in the warmth. Curiosity brought this creature to a submersible undergoing repairs on the shore, and it hasn't looked back since.

I am rather looking forward to basking in the sunshine of her praise. - Emmanellain

Domakin

Reeled in by your retainer, this delightfully plump fish was created by a Doman goldfish enthusiast, its name a portmanteau of his nation and the local word for gold. It floats in the air by virtue of the cloudsbreath seeds it devoured, though how it manages to breathe is unknown.

Quite a catch indeed! - Nortmoen

Little Leannan

Having just recently sprouted, this leannan young still possesses a mild temperament, but as its demands for nutrients grow, it will begin to hunt men and beasts alike. In preparation for this, it has already begun practicing its skills of enthrallment.

Seeds know no borders; they will sprout wheresoever the earth embraces them. - Martineau

Wind-up Hobgoblin

Contrary to what certain dwarves may claim, the hobgoblin upon which this mammet was based is no relation of yours; rather, it was a creature that was haunting your retainer's dreams. By crafting this minion and gifting it to another, they hoped to pass on the nightmare.

Your mother was a hobgoblin! - Giott

Cerberpup

This peculiar creature was found in a dark corner of a storehouse belonging to House Haillenarte. As voidsent are not uncommon in the wilds of Coerthas, it was at first thought to be a lesser such monstrosity, but─aside from the three heads─it appears to be an ordinary pup.

We'll see if our bite's worse than our bark. - Hilda

Pod 054

Dug up in the depths of a factory fallen to ruin, this diminutive white machina was apparently designed to provide tactical support to a YoRHa. Though equipped with myriad functions, from support fire to advance conversation, none of these are operational at present.

Machines are not to be trusted, least of all those that can think. - Estinien

Pod 316

Dug up in the depths of a factory fallen to ruin, this diminutive black machina was apparently designed to provide tactical support to a YoRHa. While most of its functions are no longer operational, it remains determined to attend the object of its support.

Machina are mighty and can smite muchly, yes, but they need fuel. - Softknox

Silver Dasher

This little bird suddenly appeared inside the hold of a submersible, in all likelihood wandering in when the mammet pilot surfaced the vessel and opened the hatch for fresh air. It has since gone on to charm everyone with its adorable appearance and antics.

Oh, isn't it adorable? - Jihli Aliapoh

Paissa Patissier

This paissa young was found amongst supplies sent from Camp Cloudtop. As punishment for pillaging the victuals, it was put to work in the kitchens, where it surprised everyone by demonstrating an aptitude for the culinary arts. The caramel milk tea it makes is to die for.

They don't come much curiouser than the paissa. - Noelle

Ancient One

This lifelike miniature of an ancient was recreated from a small concept crystal discovered in Anamnesis Anyder. Though believed to have been some manner of toy, given the towering stature of the ancients, its size is comparable to that of a Lalafellin child.

The challenge of deciphering the wisdom of the ancients is a researcher's dream. - Y'mhitra

The Major-General

“Many heads are so passé. Legs are the wave of the future,” someone did say. Little did they know that there already were sharks that possessed not only legs, but arms besides. How these killing machines came to be, however, is a question left unpondered if you value your sanity.

To think I almost 'ad ye fed to the sharks! - Rhoswen

Wind-up Mystel

Desiring to honor a certain individual with a mammet likeness but knowing that it would go against his wishes to do so, the artisans of the Crystalline Mean came up with the perfect solution: make a mammet likeness anyway but give it a vague name. That makes everything all right...right?

By any other name, I would still be a rose! - Masked Rose

Weatherproof Gaelicat

It is theorized that the gaelicat's garb is no garb at all, but an extension of its corporeal form. That this specimen appears to be wearing a winter coat is the result of its adaptation to Coerthan climes, while its ample girth came about via a more mundane process: overeating.

There is no creature so heavenly as the cat! - Feline Fanatic

Ephemeral Necromancer

As a token of gratitude for playing with them, a pixie created for you this miniature version of the spectral necromancer, the hero from a distant world whom you fought. Whoever that mysterious maiden may have been, her tale may never be known.

If you go and die on me, I'll pay a necromancer to raise you from the dead so I can kill you out of spite! - Renda-Rae

Allagan Melon

Since ancient times, melons have been favored in many cultures as nature's drinking flask. Not satisfied with merely their thirst-quenching property, however, Allagan scientists set out to make them portable, and this self-propelled melon is the fruit of their labors.

And you say his muscles swelled to bursting, like firm melons ripening in the summer sun!? - Company Muscle

Dáinsleif F1

Following the success of the magitek avenger, imperial scientists looked to various other creatures for inspiration in designing their next warmachina, this feline automaton being the test model for their studies into quadrupedal carnivores.

They're fierce carnivores, who see steel-clad knights as nothing more than a packed lunch. - Alexondre

2B Automaton

Recovered from deep within the Puppets' Bunker, this diminutive automaton bears a resemblance to the android known as YoRHa No.2 Type B. Why such a thing was created and by whom, however, are questions that will likely remain unanswered.

So there're androids, which are machines, but also other machines, and also... - Dig Site Chief

2P Automaton

Though this automaton found within the Puppets' Bunker bears a resemblance to the android known as YoRHa No.2 Type P, it thankfully doesn't appear to be hostile. Created through unknown technology, how it operates is a complete mystery.

Not that I'm not eager to take apart an android, but...how do we...do that? - Konogg

Syldrion-class Insubmersible

Despite being an incredibly realistic replica of a Syldra-class submersible, it lacks any such aquatic capabilities. It is, however, able to hover in midair for a seemingly limitless amount of time, which is considerably more impressive.

I'll stick to swimming, thank you very much. - Alisaie Leveilleur

Wind-up Gaia

Supposedly discovered by those investigating the Empty, its appearance there is both inexplicable and implausible. Considering all the other unlikely events that occurred there, however, perhaps the sudden materialization of a hammer-wielding mammet is not so unusual after all.

Let me get this straight. You came to talk to me about biscuits? - Gaia

Wind-up Palom

Based on one half of a pair of twin mages, this charming minion brings an air of mischief wherever it goes. The tales say that the real Palom mastered the dark arts by the age of five, though one has to question whether teaching dangerous magic to small children is such a good idea.

Something stinks. - Palom

Wind-up Porom

Created in the likeness of Porom, twin sister to Palom. According to legend, they were sent by the elder of their village to aid in an epic quest to save the world, which seems like a bit of a tall order for two five-year olds. Perhaps the other mages had more important matters to take care of?

This isn't a picnic we're going on, Palom. - Porom

Wind-up Edge

Legends tell of Edward Geraldine, the ninja prince who assumed the name Edge, presumably because it sounded more impressive. Rumors have it that “Edward” was already taken by another figure in the tale, and there cannot be two people sharing the same name─it just gets confusing.

You think our rage...a weakness? Then let me show you how wrong you are! - Edge

Wind-up Rydia

According to myth, Rydia went missing as a child only to reemerge a short while later as a woman grown. How she later came to be immortalized as a miniaturized mammet is unclear, though her voluminous bright green hair is said to be very true to life.

That was an awfully fast recovery. - Rydia

Wind-up Rosa

Rosa is said to have been blessed with both powerful healing abilities and an unerring bow arm. Unfortunately, these were of little use on the occasion she came close to being either sliced by a guillotine or crushed by an iron ball, depending on which version of the tale one hears...

Please, Cecil...Be alive! - Rosa

Save The Princess

Discovered deep in Delubrum Reginae, this bizarre contraption is believed to have been modeled after a much larger but equally bizarre contraption that once protected the ancient Bozjans from the Allagan Empire. The mystery of the trumpet, however, has yet to be solved.

How is our little princess doing? - Serendipity

Drippy

This young nixie began life as rainwater that fell in Abalathia's Spine, and later found its way to Matoya's Relict via the Thaliak River. Having witnessed its elder kin summarily dispatched by the Warrior of Light, it decided to follow the age-old adage of “If one cannot beat them, one must needs join them.”

Is this water!? Blah! Bluh! Bleh! - A Bewildered Amalj'aa

Trike

Rescued from the Diadem by Aurvael de Haillenarte after falling sick from eating poisonous berries. The count's son would rather this tale not be discussed openly, particularly the part about him delving into a pile of fresh dung to ascertain the cause of the disease.

That is one big pile of shite. - Aurvael's Assistant

Magitek Predator F1

This miniaturized model of an imperial warmachina was found among the forces of the Telophoroi laying siege to Paglth'an. By all appearances a toy of Garlean make, it is unclear how it managed to make its way to the southern reaches of Eorzea.

Smash and burn their little toy, we will! - Ixali Chieftain

Benben Stone

Long ago, the men of Meracydia built great stone monuments in the image of Benben, a mound of myth whose name means “eternity.” This object is the top piece of such a structure, but none can say how it came to be in the dark depths of a faraway sea─or why it has legs.

Our legends will echo in eternity! - Dorys

Wanderer's Campfire

Couldn't strike a fire if your life depended on it? Sick of lugging around backbreaking loads of firewood on the off chance you need to camp out, but couldn't be bothered to gather the stuff at the end of a long, weary day? Introducing the wanderer's campfire!

Few things compare to the simple pleasure of sitting beside a crackling campfire of one's own making. - Alphinaud

Smaller Stubby

Discovered on the upper levels of the Tower, this tiny lifeform resembles the short-legged machines that occupied the selfsame structure. Though it follows you relentlessly, scans the area menacingly, and punches vigorously, it appears to mean you no harm.

Nothing but lumps of rust if you ask me. - Moogle

9S Automaton

Recovered from the upper levels of the Tower, this diminutive automaton bears a resemblance to the android known as YoRHa No.9 Type S. What thoughts drove him and his kind, and to what end did they risk all in their fight? The answers to such questions may never be found...

Not a boy, an android. - 2P

Flag

So named for its fluttering tail, this adorable reindeer calf boasts a prodigious appetite that belies its size. Especially partial to corn, it threatened to devour clean a farmer's entire harvest, forcing the man to beg your retainer to take it away.

I'm in no mood to be fawned over. - Greinfarr

Wee Ea

In order to rearrange their jumbled thoughts, the Ea are known to temporarily shed a small part of themselves. In this instance, however, said part took on a will of its own and embarked on a journey of contemplation.

My, how thoughtful! - Cirina

Optimus Omicron

As part of an initiative to downsize themselves, the Omicrons created this miniaturized, full-featured unit as a test prototype. Alas, the siege matrix Stigma-4 ceased to function shortly thereafter, and it never reached the mass production stage.

I prefer foes to be more compact like myself─tiny, puny, compact. - 269th Order Mendicant Da Za

Starbird

A beautiful blue bird whose features are reminiscent of the starfaring creation Meteion. So long as hope abides in its master's heart, never shall its plumage take on the black of despair.

Birds of a feather are we! - X'rhun Tia

Nagxian Cat

In former times in Nagxia, the breeding of this graceful and noble cat was permitted only to royalty and high priests. Yet it was not only for these traits that it was coveted; legend holds that its blue eyes can discern the aether of all things, including departed souls.

I've never beheld such grace, such elegance, such... unfathomable beauty! - Stricken Traveler

Prince Lunatender

As part of their efforts to make Smileton into a paradise, the Loporrits caught this prince among lunatenders to use as an ornamental plant. However, it was disinclined to suffer the indignity, and slipped into your bag and fled.

This is sure to fetch a princely sum from Master Gegeruju! - Zhloe Aliapoh

Adventure Basket

Be it a frozen waste or a volcano's fiery bowels, no matter where your adventures take you, this basket laden with tasty morsels will nourish your body while lifting your spirit. Cutlery and crockery included for your consuming convenience.

This is a picnic compared to my officer training... - Dancing Wolf

Greener Gleaner

Though genomos are adept at hiding among foliage, this young specimen couldn't escape your retainer's keen eyes. Due to their predilection for small insects, Sharlayans have long bred the creatures to keep pests under control.

Waiting is boring, like watching moss grow on rocks. - Vanu Scout

Wind-up Grebuloff

One day, a Namazu craftsman was swept away in the One River. As he tumbled along the riverbed, he had a vision of a mysterious being, which he recreated in the form of this mammet. Or so your retainer reports. Could such a life-form exist somewhere out there?

So you think yourself an adept enough diver to brave the depths of the sea? - Ajiro

Nosferatu

Though understood to refer to vampires, the word “nosferatu” has an uncertain origin, and the same may be said of this bat-like creature. However, from the fact that it appears to be wearing a dinner suit and won't drink your blood without permission, it is clearly a gentlemanly sort.

Aren't bats just the cutest little plague-bearers you ever did see? - Bat Enthusiast

Wind-up Herois

There once was a woman who selflessly served her fellow man as Azem. Even after stepping down, she continued in this mission, and went on to become a divinity that hope may endure. This mammet was made in her honor.

'Tis time for action. - Ancient Hero

Wind-up Daivadipa

A mechanical image of Daivadipa, one of the Mrga traditionally worshipped in Thavnair. In the old tongue of the Arkasodara, his name means “heavenly light” or simply “eye”─a reference to his ability to discern good and evil.

Naught will escape my all-seeing eyes, no, no. - Gyoka

Royal Lunatender

A mutation caused this lunatender to be golden in color─a trait which, while accentuating its royal lineage, rendered it easy prey on the moon's grey surface. Seeking a less harrowing life, it chose instead to become an Excitatron prize.

The way she spoke, you'd think she was bloody royalty or something... - Wiscar

Wind-up Arkasodara

The Hippo Riders turned to the Great Work to create these mammets as gifts for their patrons. Garbed in a traditional Thavnairian outfit, it boasts appeal as a local souvenir, and the redoubtable merchants of Yedlihmad are eyeing ways to profit from them.

Never have I felt so invigorated, to have such a mighty Arkasodara fighting by my side! - Ogul

Wind-up Kangaroo

This lifelike doll of a marsupial native to the southern continent of Meracydia was discovered by your retainer in an abandoned quarry village. The joey in its pouch seldom shows itself, but this is apparently all according to design.

I have faith that you'll bounce back. - Hamon Holyfist

Teacup Kapikulu

Though charged with the Kapikulu's maintenance in the depths of Alzadaal's Legacy, this mammet was largely idle. When trespassers finally appeared in the vault, it dared to hope that it could make itself useful again, but the Kapikulu's demise led to its unemployment.

I was deep in my teacups at the time, but I know what I saw! - Pungent Namazu

Clockwork Novus D

Modeled upon the popular magitek passenger vehicle Novus D, this tin toy is a favorite of Garlean children, who never tire of winding it up and watching it rattle along. A certain master engineer is said to have created it for both profit and pleasure.

I must settle for crushing the ironmen's toys. - Sadu

Hatching Bunny

A mammet inspired by the peculiar rabbits in Jihli Aliapoh's vision. Initially missing a core, it sprung to life by the power of the crystal brought by an actual happy bunny, and will surely lead its owner to good fortune. Probably.

While I'm more of a “cat-lover,” variety is, after all, the spice of life! - Gegeruju

Wind-up Azeyma

While traveling through the desert in search of divine beauty, a goldsmith inadvertently wandered into the phantom realm. Though unsure if he was dreaming, he later crafted this automaton based on the woman he glimpsed within, imbuing it with her fiery grace.

Let the fires rage! - Azeyma

Wind-up Scarmiglione

The archfiend of earth commanded this likeness of himself be crafted that it might keep his underlings in a state of terrified subjugation. Needless to say, when this stunted and strangely adorable homunculus was unveiled, its creator was promptly devoured.

Hissssss... Your aether is mine! - Scarmiglione

Wind-up Erichthonios

This mammet depicting Erichthonios, a warder of Pandæmonium, was crafted in secret by a colleague impressed by his unyielding sense of duty. When one's workplace is overrun by the most violent manifestations of creation magicks, clutching tight to such a doll must keep the spark of hope alive.

I-I'll save them! I...must... - Erichthonios

Cait Sith Doll

The clockwork rendition of an enigmatic cat spirit from the pages of Midlander mythology, Goldsmiths' Guild guildmaster Serendipity crafted this lifelike figurine to bring joy to those children who were orphaned in the Calamity.

What may be a few to you was everything to those who died... - Cait Sith

Mammet #003L

Designed to be a standard-bearer in Maelstrom company parades, these handcrafted automata were soon decommissioned due to the fact that their small stature ensured that no one could see the flags they carried.

Feelings! Maybe she just doesn't feel like part of the team!? - Wedge

Mammet #003G

Designed to be a standard-bearer in Order of the Twin Adder company parades, these handcrafted automata were soon decommissioned due to the fact that their small stature ensured that no one could see the flags they carried.

Feelings! Maybe she just doesn't feel like part of the team!? - Wedge

Storm Hatchling

Raised by a storm private from an egg found abandoned in the company stables he was charged with cleaning, this adorable fledgling is a symbol of new beginnings for the mighty Maelstrom.

Chocobo dander can be a mite ripe. - Chocobokeep

Serpent Hatchling

Raised by a serpent private from an egg found abandoned in the company stables he was charged with cleaning, this adorable fledgling is a symbol of new beginnings for the Order of the Twin Adder.

Chocobo dander can be a mite ripe. - Chocobokeep

Black Coeurl

To the untrained eye, this coeurl appears to be of an entirely new species, when in fact the only thing separating him from his mottled brethren is that his spots are so large, they overlap with one another, rendering him completely black.

Look what the coeurl dragged in. - Momodi

Cactuar Cutting

Hab, loneliest zombie in the realm, is certain that this cactuar cutting was taken from his trusty companion Sabotendrick. Or if not, then most positively Sabotendred. What he does not know, is that it is, in fact, from the oft forgotten Sabotendale.

The interior of its arm holds a surprising amount of fresh, drinkable water. - Common Knowledge

Fledgling Apkallu

While the hatchlings of other flightless cloudkin have been observed covered in a dull brown coat of down when they emerge from their eggs, apkallus enter the world covered in the same vivid green plumage they will bear for their entire lives.

Nesting hens do not spear a failed egg thief a score and a half times. - Frandelont Raimdelle

Mini Mole

Snatched from its hill while still young by infamous naturalist Marcette Manne, this poor creature has suffered countless experiments filled with endless pokings, proddings, potations, and panaceas. Compared to that, following an adventurer around all day is a veritable vacation.

Hear me, you mole bastards? I am steel! - Eager Red Swallow

Tender Lamb

As if predestined, your path crossed with that of the tender lamb's after she was brought to Eorzea from the dark reaches of the Far East by a hitsuji bugyo. Since then, you have been inseparable, the fluffy ball of fleece following your every footstep.

But everywhere the little lambs went, lice were sure to go. - Chartain

Wind-up Sylph

Unlike most species in which the female bears the offspring, only sylph males are capable of reproduction, and they do so via the single flower found upon their heads. After the flower is fertilized, it will eventually fall off, giving rise to a child known as a podling.

Helping sylphs with their problems is a jolly fine way to make friends. - Path Companion

Wind-up Dalamud

After Dalamud's fall, a wealthy Ul'dahn noble commissioned a famous troupe of musicians to write a dirge for the heroes of Carteneau and play it across Eorzea so that the deeds of the fallen would not be forgotten. This wind-up model of the red moon has naught to do with the dirge.

The lifeblood spilled in Dalamud's name shall be blessed upon his return. - Foxe

Wind-up Ixal

Using a mammet obtained from the Goldsmiths' Guild by the ever-resourceful Tataramu, members of the Ehcatl Nine have succeeded in creating an automaton of their own...who also happens to be as grounded as their brethren.

I heard a Wood Wailer telling Mummy that an Ixal teared his face off. - Gridanian Child

Wind-up Kobold

Another of 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go's masterpieces, this cuddly kobold miniature in fact houses several onzes of highly flammable firesand, designed to ignite when outward pressure is applied...such as with a tender hug.

Honestly, I will never understand the kobolds' sense of aesthetics. - R'ashaht

Wind-up Sahagin

Ever the loving clutchfather, Novv had this toy crafted, complete with sharpened trident, for his infant spawnlings. When wound up, it displays various thrusts and parries to prepare the spawn for battle with their enemies.

A Sssahagin does not flail and sssplash about so─ he rolls with the waves. - Clutchfather Novv

Wind-up Merlwyb

The leaders of Eorzea had lost their way─I merely helped them find it again. - Minfilia

Wind-up Kan-E

The leaders of Eorzea had lost their way─I merely helped them find it again. - Minfilia

Wind-up Raubahn

The leaders of Eorzea had lost their way─I merely helped them find it again. - Minfilia

Wind-up Bahamut

Despite strict orders from the Goldsmiths' Guild to never open up the Dalamud minion under any circumstances, someone decided to unleash their inner Pandora and release the terrors hidden within─a wind-up Bahamut...which no one from the guild recalls creating!

Bahamut can't live on good wishes and a smile, so why should I? - Flame Private

Wind-up Succubus

One of countless clockwork servitors discovered in the home of a Gridanian goldsmith recently hanged for the crime of ritual summoning. It is believed while crafting the automata, he became increasingly obsessed with the void, until the darkness bid him do the unthinkable.

That succubus will drain you to a lifeless husk! - Cocobygo

Zu Hatchling

While native to the scorching deserts of the Near East, the zu will migrate to a cooler Eorzea after hatching its fledglings in the spring. Since the Calamity, however, there have been an increasing number of cases where the giant cloudkin remain in Eorzea year-round.

These birds move slow, but they've a nasty peck! - Jacke

Wind-up Y'shtola

Nearly half of the coin provided to the Goldsmiths' Guild for the crafting of this wind-up doll bearing the likeness of Scion of the Seventh Dawn Y'shtola was paid to Atelier Fen-Yll for hand-sewn leather boots matching those worn by the enigmatic Archon.

Gods forfend... - Y'shtola

Treasure Box

Originally used by an Eorzean Alliance paymaster to store Allied Seals...until the box began eating them. She sold the box in hopes of recouping some of her losses (skimming off adventurer rewards to cover the rest...until she was caught and sentenced to a public flogging).

A pirate don't abandon 'is treasures! - Ahtzapfyn

Wind-up Thancred

This clockwork automaton has been crafted at the behest of the Adventurers' Guild in celebration of the Rising, Eorzea's annual celebration of rebirth. Reports of crazed Thancred fans stalking the summoned servitors are more common than one might believe.

I suppose any name is as good as another, though most call me Thancred. - Thancred

Panda Cub

So popular are pandas in the Far East, that there are tales of the creatures being promoted to powerful positions within local governmental agencies. This particular mechanical reproduction is thought to have been brought to Eorzea by a Doman wise man.

Beings held as gods also exist in what you call the Far East. - Yugiri

Hoary The Snowman

While no one knows the exact origins of Hoary the Snowman and the legends surrounding this animated mass of ice and snow, the gifting of dolls created in his likeness to good girls and boys is not uncommon during the Starlight Celebration.

On your feet, Hoary! - Coultenet

Heavy Hatchling

It would be foolish to believe that a chocobo could achieve this size dining on greens alone, regardless of how many hundreds of bushels were devoured...in a single sitting. Chicken bones found beneath the chick's bedding suggest he may have a taste for his succulent cousins.

I cannot deny what you say is true any more than I can deny a chocobo's arse is yellow. - Path Companion

Wind-up Yda

Due to her apparent lack of wit and tendency to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, people are quick to forget that Yda is not only a Scion of the Seventh Dawn, but also an Archon of the Circle of Knowing, handpicked by the legendary Louisoix to serve Eorzea.

The great beyond! I do believe we're dead, Papalymo. - Yda

Wind-up Papalymo

After a clerical error resulted in a sizable windfall for the organization, Scions of the Seventh Dawn coinkeeper Tataru took it upon herself to use the funds to commission wind-up automata crafted in the likeness of her own favorite members─Papalymo being the first.

He'd sooner swallow his staff than admit that he's wrong. - Yda

Wind-up Urianger

After commissioning several other wind-up Archons, the Scions of the Seventh Dawn coinkeeper realized that she had almost enough gil to order a seventh...almost. And so the robed and hooded Urianger was crafted without hair or other anatomical features to keep the cost down.

Frustratingly, Urianger's words leave rather a lot to interpretation. - Papalymo

Model Enterprise

The original Enterprise was designed and built while Garlond family prodigy Cid was still working as a military engineer for the Garlean Empire. The aft crane─intended for the loading of imperial weaponry─was added to the airship in the days before Cid's defection.

Enterprise, engage! - Alphinaud

Wind-up Delivery Moogle

The never-ending flow of adventurers into Eorzea has placed quite a burden on the realm's little letter carriers. To help lighten their load, several acolytes at the Goldsmiths' Guild volunteered their time to create a veritable army of miniature mail moogles.

Behold, for I shall now perform for you the moogle dance of inimitable integrity! - Delivery Moogle

Assassin Fry

After several turns of the sun sloshing about in the depths of a ninja betta's belly, this freshly hatched fry has given up swimming altogether and taken to the skies. How spending time in a belly can inspire a fish to flight is something only one who has spent time in a belly can know.

They say never to look a gift fish in the mouth. - Sisipu

Water Imp

Even a child knows that there are no such things as water imps...but if that is true, then what in the world could this undeniably imp-like creature be? An undocumented species of gigantoad/salamander hybrid? Or perhaps simply the hapless victim of a misdirected Imp spell?

Not more imps! They'll have all our honey! - Befuddled Beekeeper

Doman Magpie

Magpies have historically been portrayed as loyal messengers of Menphina, bearing the word of the Lover's favor in war. There are some generals even today who will wait to advance their armies until one of the birds has been sighted on their side of the battlefield.

Fancy some feathers... bird brain? - Gilgamesh

Wind-up Violet

After being harried by their hostile sylvan cousins one time too many, the sylphs of Little Solace turned to a traveling goldsmith from faraway Ul'dah to help them create an automated decoy that might keep the touched ones away.

This one is in the mood for dancing! And prancing! - Hostile Sylph

Wind-up Founder

Amalj'aa legend tells of Whiteknuckle Kerigg Roh─undefeated on the battlefield, he is a hero to many, including Warleader Hamujj Gah. The champion is also father of the brawling style of martial arts utilized by the beast tribe to this day.

Do you know, honored ally, what is most distasteful to the Amalj'aa? - Narujj Boh

Wind-up Dezul Qualan

The last time Ixali engineer Dezul Qualan was seen was the day he boarded his greatest creation─a war balloon thrice the size of any ever built, and equipped with enough provisions to last a man a full moon in the clouds. His destination: the floating continent of Ayatlan.

Soar once again, we shall. Within Dezul Qualan, our salvation lies! - Sezul Totoloc

Wind-up Kobolder

Unsatisfied with the explosive power of his first creation, 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go returned to his laboratories deep within the faction dig to create the “kobolder” (a name he was quite pleased with), only to see it sold for scrap by his dim-witted brethren.

Doings of small minds and grubby hands are of no interest to Ba Go. - Acolyte Ba Go

Wind-up Sea Devil

Ever the loving clutchfather, Novv had this toy crafted, complete with blood red accents, for his infant spawnlings. When wound up, it displays the ferocity and cunning that was the clutch's first patriarch─the Scarlet Sea Devil.

The white coral necklace he wore was stained perpetually red with blood. - Ururu Kogururu

Chocobo Chick Courier

Spiteful claims that this adorable black chocobo hatchling is, in fact, simply another plain yellow chocobo colored with pine tar in a feeble attempt to prey on prospective buyers have only fueled the natural-born flyer's passion to take to the skies.

Kweh! - Every Chocobo Ever

Wind-up Kain

The tale of Kain─the dragoon who abandoned his duty for honor─is well known amongst Ishgardian children. To maximize the height on his jumps, the craftsman of this clockwork automaton lined the main control springs with over-aspected wind crystals.

It's all right. I...I'm back in control of myself. - Kain

Wind-up Alisaie

In an attempt to cover the financial losses suffered when creating three score thousand wind-up Alphinauds, the Crystal Braves treasurer took it upon himself to simply swap the mammet's hair bows and rebrand the dolls as wind-up Alisaies.

For the future of Eorzea! - Alisaie (and Alphinaud)

Wind-up Tataru

A routine inspection of Scion spending ledgers uncovered an order placed for ten score automata crafted in Tataru's image. When probed about the unauthorized use of organization funds for personal use, the receptionist merely smiled and struck an adorable pose.

Hmm. Tataru has ever been full of surprises. - Minfilia

Wind-up Gundu Warrior

Created by a Gundu shaman using techniques similar to those employed to craft battle totems, this animated doll contains no wheels or gears, but is rather propelled by an ancient Gundu enchantment known only to a handful of village elders.

Like breeze guides leaves to rest, come and lay down your burdens, netherlings! - Lonu Vanu

Peridot Carbuncle

The pain of being betrayed by her first summoned pet still fresh in her heart, Tataru vowed she would never again fall victim to the whims of a fickle familiar and commissioned the Goldsmiths' Guild to craft her an ever-loyal companion. The furry outer shell is a Tataru original.

Uwaaah! Come back, Carbuncle! Come baaack! - Tataru

Heliodor Carbuncle

The pain of being unable to summon her own Topaz Carbuncle still fresh in her heart, Tataru vowed she would never again be discouraged by her own failures and commissioned the Goldsmiths' Guild to craft her an ever-loyal companion. The furry outer shell is a Tataru original.

I hope to...create a new variety of Carbuncle, perhaps. - Alphinaud

Set Of Primogs

One night, an aspiring moogle bard had a dream─a dream to become the greatest musician in all the realm. But to do it he would need a band of merry moogles to accompany him. The bard had no friends, so instead he decided to create his own band from stolen mammet parts.

Off with their heads! - Good King Moggle Mog XII

Wind-up Gnath

The designer of this automaton chose to convey the Gnath's utter devotion to the Onemind through its facial expression, and went to great efforts to craft a countenance that conveyed a lack of individuality. However, for most, the color of its clothing says enough.

Return to the colony. Rejoin. Repent. - The Overmind

Pumpkin Butler

Unhappy with his treatment in the Tomato King's court, the Pumpkin Butler fled his place of longtime servitude only to wind up in the hands of the Continental Circus. Here, he worked twice as hard until an Adventurers' Guild investigator freed him once and for all.

Pumpkins sort of remind me of...um... No, it's gone. Never mind! - Nashu Mhakaracca

Wind-up Relm

This automaton was crafted to resemble one of the characters appearing in an ancient Eorzean faerie tale. In the story, a young girl named Relm is able to conjure the images of great beasts simply by sketching them─a feature this doll unfortunately lacks.

Snap out of it! - Relm

Shalloweye

While most scholars of the void place deepeyes on the twelfth and final rung of voidsent hierarchy, it has been documented that the stronger the creature the deepeye possesses upon plane crossover, the more power the specimen may exert while within our realm.

They're perfect for scrubbing the soot from this statue. - Thierremont

Penguin Prince

This emperor penguin fledgling dreams of one day ruling his own empire and has set off on a journey to seek the loyal subjects who will make up his imperial court. Or at least that is what the Gold Saucer attendant who found the flightless cloudkin claims.

I am no prince! I am but the privileged brat of an...empire! - Tataramu

Clockwork Twintania

Despite being thousands of years old, this Allagan-crafted machina still runs as if it were activated yesterday. Tomestone analysis reveals that the automaton was created to celebrate the empire's subjugation of Meracydian territories across the Rhotano Sea.

Do a barrel roll! - A Slippy Scalekin

Wind-up Zundu Warrior

A sign of friendship between the Zundu and Gundu tribes, this animated doll was created using a myriad of sacred items enchanted by an elder shaman. It is unclear how, without clockwork, the warrior can walk on its own, but its maker remains silent on the techniques he employed.

Like the most precious of crystals, Gundu culture possesses many facets. - Sonu Vanu

Wind-up Nero Tol Scaeva

This automaton incorporates a special mechanism that allows it to grip its weapon more effectively. This revolutionary innovation puts it above any wind-up toy currently in production, especially those crafted by the Garlond Ironworks.

If it were up to me, I'd lock him up and throw the key into Silvertear Lake. - Biggs

Wind-up Vath

The idea for this design came when a Vath observed an automaton following on the heels of a fleshling he encountered. So impressed was the Vath by the gadget's intricacy that he endeavored to create his own, after which he started calling himself “Needleclaw.”

We are not of the Onemind. We are Vath! - The Nameless One

Faustlet

The Illuminati reportedly designed this minute automaton for the purpose of testing the effectiveness of their newest weapons. Perhaps being used as target practice has filled it with the need to lash out against imagined enemies.

It's only a massive mammet, after all. - Cid

Spoony Bard

This colorfully outfitted automaton was crafted to resemble the legendary Edward Chris von Muir. The proud descendant of a peerless bard, it was said Edward's voice could unravel the very fabric of magic. The prince of a lost kingdom, he stood against darkness in the name of love.

You spoony bard! - Tellah

Wind-up Dragonet

After learning of Ishgardian artistry, the Moghome moogles' first endeavor was to create a wind-up automaton similar. A plucky dragonet named Kal Myhk volunteered to serve as the model, and even offered some of his scales to provide it a more lifelike texture.

Mother asks that I hunt, but I have never dared to hunt alone. - Kal Myhk

Piggy

A mysterious bipedal swine given away as a prize after it was discovered gorging itself in the Manderville Gold Saucer kitchens. Assuming he is not a real pig, many have tried poking, unmasking, and dispelling the portly pork's guise...but to no avail.

The sultana's pigs've come to wallow! - Gisfrid the Grinder

Wind-up Cheerleader

Commissioned by officers stationed in the Wolves' Den, the cheerleader was designed to enkindle the spirits of the arena's competitors. Some have noticed, however, that if a match begins to stagnate, her chants devolve from little lady cheers into Lominsan sailor jeers.

Oh, do cheer up. Better to die once than live ever in shame. - Hunt Billmaster

Pegasus Colt

Having lost his mother, this winged steed from the Diadem has settled upon a decidedly wingless bipedal surrogate to lead him somewhere over the rainbow.

I still don't understand why a horn is so important to you. - Ohl Deeh

Hecteye

This single optic detached from a larger mass of hecteyes finds itself in a constant state of restlessness, given the inability to simultaneously survey its surroundings in all directions. Until it grows more, your eyes will have to suffice.

I keep one eye open at all times, an' two more often than not. - Baderon

Namingway

While it is whispered that this cheerful vagrant is the sole surviving member of a tribe hailing from none other than the moon, most see Namingway for who he is─a queer fellow with a penchant for giving all he meets absurd nicknames then jotting them down in his mysterious journal.

I do not expect all moogles to be well versed in Roegadyn naming conventions. - Klynthota

Continental Eye

Cursed with a weak vessel upon its arrival in the corporeal realm, this malformed and maladroit voidsent was summarily captured and put to work at the Continental Circus...until being sold for a handful of coin to a new owner─you.

The business of which I speak involves keeping an eye on that troublesome troupe of entertainers. - Godriquelain

Angel Of Mercy

A missing tinker has recently returned to Ul'dah claiming to have been “rescued by an angel.” While most believe the man to merely be a recipient of a passerby mage's kindness, he has since dedicated his life to creating automata in the image of his heavenly savior.

You are the angel of beauty who gave me my life and stole away with my heart! - Hortefense

Wind-up Hraesvelgr

An uncanny attention to detail has been paid in the creation of this automaton, commissioned to help Ishgardians remember a time when hate did not rule the hearts of man and dragon. This is especially true of Hraesvelgr's eyes in which can be seen both love and sadness.

I somehow doubt that Hraesvelgr will be pleased to see us. - Alphinaud

Gigi

The secret to the lost art of temporal magicks is believed to be buried deep within this ancient automaton created by the legendary Sharlayan archmagus Quan. Vitality levels are dangerously low due to a power drainage necessary to save the lives of his companions.

I daresay you have the potential to be an exemplary inspector someday! - Hildibrand

Anima

Ardashir fashioned this new body utilizing the anima's original soulstone. No longer limited to the immediate vicinity of the anima weapon, it is free to explore the realm at your side. Whether it will grow to become a real boy or girl, however, remains to be seen.

The anima took on a corporeal form!? - Ardashir

Wind-up Scathach

On the sole of her left foot can be seen the inscription, “With this, I profess my love to thee.” The lettering, however, does not match the Eorzean used during the latter Fourth Astral Era, suggesting that the automaton was crafted far after the fall of Mhach.

If the Shadow Queen were to return, it would have dire consequences for this entire star! - Cait Sith

Wind-up Nidhogg

An enemy of the Holy See for over a thousand years, it is difficult for the people of Ishgard to not experience feelings of intense loathing when setting their eyes upon this harmless replica.

Eternal is a dragon's rage, Dread Nidhogg's wrath did span an age. - The Wandering Minstrel

Hellpup

Whelped in the blackness of the void, only to be abandoned by her mother, this hellpup survived by devouring the flesh of the litter's remaining hounds. Since then, she has wandered alone, searching for someone to love.

Another wolf pup itchin' to get in the ring, are ye? - Maelstrom Drill Sergeant

Wind-up Ohl Deeh

This remarkably true-to-life replica of his bosom buddy Ohl Deeh was carefully handcrafted by Master Mogzin not as an expression of his undying friendship, but “to scare his wits all the way to Weston Waters.”

Ohl Deeh, I was made to believe you could hurl boulders through the skies with but a flick of your powerful claws. - Tarresson

Wind-up Red Mage

Tales of mages dabbling in the schools of both black and white abound, but most end in the adept realizing that she should have focused on a single art rather than allowing hubris to drive her to believe that she might excel in both.

A red mage must strive to achieve the greatest good. - X'rhun Tia

Faepup

Whelped in the blackness of the void, and raised to be a proud and merciless killer, this deceptively adorable pup does not (obviously) take well to companionship. The rare exception, however, has been made for those who have shown they will not back down in fear.

Pup that he is, having a trophy will mean much to him. - Bloeidin

Wind-up Lyse

Tataru's choice of raiment for this lifelike recreation of Ala Mhigo's newest heroine was, by no means, made with the sole intention of confusing the public into believing Lyse was a dancer by profession. Honest.

It was brave of Lyse to remove her mask after so long... - Alphinaud

Wind-up Gosetsu

Crafted to honor Gosetsu─hero and leader of the oppressed peoples of Far Eastern Doma─this miniature replica is faithful down to the blademaster's sword, Samonji.

Notorious fugitive wanted dead or alive by the Empire! - Isse

Wind-up Yotsuyu

Searching for artistic inspiration, a goldsmith chanced to see an imported painting of a Doman beauty. The woman was apparently a renowned courtesan, and her exquisitely haughty features so enthralled him that he decided to immortalize her in mammet form.

Surely Yotsuyu has crossed the line now... - Alisaie

Wind-up Ananta

The ex-Gatekeeper sapper who crafted this doll claims her model was a recently molted Sarisha─new scales glistening in the sun. Proceeds from the sale of each piece are used as remuneration to those who aid the battlemaids in their endeavors.

Someone bring the snake! - Fordola rem Lupis

The Gold Whisker

This gaudy rendition of a Namazu is not actually solid gold, but merely a wooden automaton adorned with gold leaf. Its creator, however, hopes that will be enough to fool trade ships from the West to import his “lucky catfish.”

Within these whiskers lies unbound potential. - Old Namazu Master

Clockwork Lantern

Seeing as collaborations are now all the rage in Eorzea, it did not take long for the tinkers of Eshtaime's Lapidaries to find their way to Frondale's Phrontistery to see what madness their collective minds could conceive. (A lantern. They made a lantern.)

They can scarce make do without their lanterns. - Armelle

Copycat Bulb

Swaddled in crimson cloth and transfixed with an all-too-familiar earring, this shambling seedkin─seemingly fallen from the infamously fetid Cassie─reeks of rotting rutabagas and sour spirits.

The sapling is well on its way to becoming a tree. - Beatin

Wind-up Tsukuyomi

Conscripted into the imperial army, only to be handed over to Eorzean Alliance officials in an unreported prisoner exchange, one humble goldsmith celebrated his regained freedom how most goldsmiths do─he crafted a lifelike replica of the Lady of the Moon, Tsukuyomi.

And I am but the moon. - Lebrassoir

Wind-up Tifa

A gravity-defying rendition of the legendary bartending brawler, carved with tender loving care by a seven-fingered craftsman who is oft overheard mumbling to himself, “Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.”

Fu, fu, fu... Be nice, Don. - Tifa

Wind-up Elvaan

A stack of dusty tomes and a healthy imagination served as inspiration for this automaton designed to depict an Elvaan─possible (but improbable) ancestor of the Elezen. He wears a blue cotehardie rendered in painstaking—and pointless—detail by his Sharlayan creator.

Curious pointed ears... I wonder where they could have come from, kupo? - Mogleo

Conditional Virtue

From a pulsating mass of aetherial flesh sloughed off the Eurekan elemental Absolute Virtue did rise this uncanny facsimile, identical to its progenitor in every way─every way, that is, except size and, well, absoluteness.

Men measure virtue in many ways. - Yayaroku

Yukinko Snowflake

The yukinko's woven headdress serves not only to protect the creature from the elements, but spare it the embarrassment of having its nakedness exposed unto the world─not that any sane man would dare peek under the straw, lest he risk eternal damnation.

It is the enemy that weighs on me─snow, rather than fire. - Martiallais

Dress-up Tataru

To thank those adventurers who have come to her aid while in Kugane, Tataru Taru of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn has been presenting her knights in shining armor with handcrafted replicas of...herself, fully clad in the finest silks from Bukyo.

Tataru's expression grows ever darker each time I see her pass by. - Slafborn

Wind-up Qalyana

The ex-Gatekeeper who crafted this doll claims her model was a Qalyana battlemaid who awoke from her reverie to join Alpa in the headstrong Vira's endeavor to protect the realm. She hopes it serves to strengthen the bond 'twixt the Ananta tribes.

The Qalyana are another Ananta tribe─the strongest and the most influential. - M'naago

Wind-up Redback

A master craftsman hailing from the Kojin of the Blue conceived this miniature automaton with the hopes that it might one day bring together his clan and the Kojin of the Red. How exactly an automaton might do that has yet to be determined...

I'm a giant tortoise! A tortoise! - Soroban

Minitek Conveyor

It is not in Garlean nature to leave well enough alone, and so imperial magitek engineers crafted miniature versions of their mountable conveyor unit. However, through some design flaw, the automaton atop the belt appears highly susceptible to possession by voidsent.

Thankless job, carrier is. - Ehcatl Nine Carrier

Zephyrous Zabuton

It is well documented that Hingans shun chairs, preferring instead to sit upon the floor. What is less known, however, is that when a speaker utters something deemed clever, she is rewarded with cushions that she may sit in a position elevated above her peers.

We would be singing of mending socks and sitting on cushions. - The Wandering Minstrel

Wind-up Fuath

Though this clockwork automaton─magically rendered waterproof for amphibious adventuring─possess no heart in which to harbor malice, the fact that it was created at the hands of real Fuath is cause enough to wonder what tricks it may be hiding up its tiny sleeve.

The first rule of dealing with the Fuath...is do not deal with the Fuath. - Ardbert

Micro Gigantender

Though known for their prodigious size, gigantenders come into the world small and grow ever so slowly. This creature is estimated to be between twenty and thirty years of age, which by gigantender standards is still considered young. The oldest known creatures are said to live beyond two centuries.

In another three hundred years, I'll be bigger and stronger than you will ever be! - Ohl Deeh

Wind-up Suzaku

Upon hearing the tale of his compatriot Soroban's adventures, a Kojin dollmaker was moved to honor the Four Lords, guardians of the Ruby Sea. This recreation of Suzaku is one of the fruits of his efforts, masterfully capturing the essence of the legendary auspice.

If anyone can make Suzaku see reason, it's you. Good luck! - Senri

Wind-up Omega-M

This automaton is the work of a goldsmith who desired to explore new definitions of beauty. Upon delivering a batch to the House of Splendors, the man is said to have declared, “To understand the one, one must understand the other. For their beauty lies in the whole.”

<bleep> hELLo, WOrlD!?

Wind-up Omega-F

This automaton is the work of a goldsmith who desired to explore new definitions of beauty. When an engineer of Garlond Ironworks went to question the man about how he came upon his subject matter, he is said to have abruptly vanished, as if swallowed into the Interdimensional Rift.

Initiating system shutdown...

Forgiven Hate

A sin eater-esque something or other found on Mt. Gulg. Though it follows you relentlessly, as if driven by hate, it can do little save flutter about and occasionally unravel itself. There seems to be no harm in keeping it with you for now...

I'm just going to assume that cube is an eater. - Thancred

Wind-up Pixie

The Dreamspinners present this mammet as a gift to those children whom they have befriended. Unlike a real pixie, it doesn't make mischief, so you don't need to constantly be looking over your shoulders.

Come and play with us... - Titania

Miniature White Knight

Crafted by the Skysteel Manufactory, this mammet was originally conceived for the Temple Knights to use in their strategizing, its mobility allowing for greater realism in battle simulations. Programmed to seek out formidable opponents.

Only a knight errant may break a stalemate. - Drillemont

Cute Justice

Lovingly crafted by an ex-Illuminati scientist now in the employ of the Garlond Ironworks, this colorful toy version of Brute Justice is composed of multiple pieces cast in solid zinc so that it may stand against even the most rambunctious of children.

Verdict: Guilty. Punishment: Eradication! - Brute Justice

Dress-up Estinien

A mammet fashioned in the likeness of the Azure Dragoon Estinien following his retirement from service. Created for the purpose of educating the younger generation about the Dragonsong War, it has been distributed to places of learning throughout Ishgard.

I find myself less and less inclined to sear your squid! - Orn Khai

Sungold Talos

During its heyday, Daedalus Stoneworks created this miniature Talos, which boasts true-to-life detail and a premium gold overlay. It proved so popular, the story goes that, to meet demand, the company had to recruit master gilders from all over Norvrandt.

A much smaller Talos from our company could just as easily perform the same task! - Chai-Nuzz

Malone

A young prehistoric creature found on the Diadem, whose unforgiving environment forged its kind into ruthless predators. For reasons unknown, it saw you as friend instead of food, and began following you. Ever ravenous, it snaps at its own tail whenever it comes into view.

There are too many of them. Too many dinosaurs for us to face alone! - Vath Braveheart

Little Leafman

This curious being was found amongst the wares peddled by a pixie playing merchant. While it does bear resemblance to the leafmen scattered across Il Mheg, that it is able to move raises eyebrows, but inquiring after the reason only elicits impish laughter from the pixie.

We're going to get along like a leafman on fire, I just know it! - Uin Nee

The Behelmeted Serpent Of Ronka

This incarnation of the Great Serpent of Ronka is said to have appeared before the Stewards and directed them to restore the broken Qitari stela. Though equipped with a mining helm, the all-seeing divinity obviously has no need of such mortal contrivances to navigate dark caverns.

Scree! Scree! - The Behelmeted Serpent of Ronka

The Behatted Serpent Of Ronka

Seeking to honor the Great Serpent of Ronka, the Stewards recreated the stylish ensemble it was once observed sporting, and made an offering of it to one of the divinity's incarnations gracing the Stopple. All agree that the outfit brings out the stately serpent's adventurous aspect.

Screee-eee! - The Behatted Serpent of Ronka

Paissa Threadpuller

When mysterious embroidery began appearing on the garments of her Rose Knights, Lady Laniaitte set out to uncover the perpetrator. Her surveillance led to the capture of this paissa young, which was made to work in Ishgard's restoration as punishment, though it appears happy enough.

Death by ungainly paissa... thought mortifies Vanu worse than forgetting sundrop dance! - Eenu Vanu

Wind-up Dulia-Chai

On the occasion of their twenty-fifth anniversary, Chai-Nuzz gifted his wife her mammet likeness, which he made using Talos construction techniques. It was subsequently presented to the departing Warrior of Darkness as a memento─with one small addition.

Dear─ Dearest─ I─ I can't─ - Chai-Nuzz

Amaro Hatchling

This infantile amaro's wings are not yet strong enough to lift it more than an ilm or so off the ground, try as it might. Given enough time around people, it may gain the gift of speech, but with you for a master, that process may be somewhat delayed...

Oh, how I envy the amaro. In all of creation, no animal is so pure, so perfect... - Bethric

Laladile

Unlike its monstrous cousins, this scalekin grows no more than a few fulms long and is docile besides. Once favored as a pet by Ishgardian nobility, who named it for the affable Lalafellin folk, it is known to befriend other creatures such as small birds.

Never fuss over a sarcosuchus. - Traditional Children's Song

Unlucky Rabbit

Born of an idea proposed by Godbert Manderville, this leporine mammet proved tremendously popular in Ul'dah, but questions of ownership rights led to it serving as the mascot of the Platinum Mirage for a spell. It eventually returned to the Gold Saucer after legal matters were settled.

The damn things reproduce faster than rabbits in heat. - Raganher

Lalinator 5.H0

Wishing to improve his lackluster lali-hoing, Ronitt created this automaton in secret to be his practice partner. Boasting precision movement and powered by dwarven ethanol, it performs rousing lali-hos the equal of any dwarf worth his ale.

A “lali-ho” gets a “lali-ho,” you hear? - Giott

Wind-up Ardbert

This mammet was created to honor Ardbert, the hero who fought to save the First as a Warrior of Light and Darkness both. His spirit lives on in all who has ever thought to lend a helping hand to his fellow man.

As brightly as a hero's tale shines, it is not without its shadows. - The Wandering Minstrel

Magitek Helldiver F1

Although a single-rider flying machina like the sky armor, the helldiver is an entirely different beast to handle due to its fundamentally distinct design. Thus were such scale models produced, that would-be pilots might study their flight dynamics prior to taking the helm.

Did that man just bring down flying armor with a single stroke in midair? - Aymeric

Sand Fox

The descendant of a thousand-year-old vulpine spirit, this creature dreamed of training under the tutelage of its legendary forebear, Sotan. Alas, it was turned away, and ended up taking you as its master instead. Though it will devour most anything you give it, it has grown fond of birch syrup.

You can't smoke out a fox with hot air. - Bran

Petit Pteranodon

Abandoned by its parents, this pteranodon young was discovered by an Ishgardian botanist during a foray on the Diadem. Though initially aloof, through regular hand-feeding it grew fond of people, and was placed in your care that it might become a worldly sort of prehistoric creature.

When is a dinosaur not a dinosaur? - Folk Riddle

Lord Enma

The last in a line of kings who guided the fate of the Yo-kai World. Within him dwell both the souls of a courageous young human boy and an all-powerful Yo-kai.

Bring it on!

Lord Ananta

The new ruler of the Yo-kai World. Once a rival of the now abdicated King Enma, he became a trusted ally and friend.

Let us be off!

Zazel

Counselor to generations of Enmas, the Yo-kai kings. He repelled the corruption of the Overseer with the last Enma after he abdicated the throne.

My lord!

Damona

The daughter of an Oni pirate king. She is learned in the mystic arts but, as a trade-off, lacks emotion.

The time has come.

Much-coveted Mora

The bane of many an ocean fisher, the Momora Mora exhibits all the qualities of much rarer and more desirable catches...until it is hoisted out of the water.

Fishing's like philanderin'─ ye never know what ye'll catch! - Wawalago Momolago

Golden Beaver

Whether this creature is a beaver turned into gold, or gold turned into a beaver is anyone's guess. It is said to appear in the passages of Lyhe Ghiah at the very moment one's heart's desire is fulfilled. Given the location, that would generally involve some sort of treasure.

No, anything but beavers! - Tyr Beq

Gull

In a quest to find more food with less effort, this La Noscean gull took to following the fishing vessel Endeavor. Its resourcefulness earned it the respect of the ship's captain and crew, and it was made an honorary member of the Fishermen's Guild.

I swear, if another one takes a shite on my hair, it'll be seagull stew for dinner tonight! - V'kebbe

Anteater

Thanks to its voracious appetite, this young anteater has grown to a size to rival an adult Lalafell. Though appearing to otherwise be harmless, in certain parts its kind is said to prey on seasonal workers─and the men specifically─thus earning it the moniker of the Widowmaker.

I'll never find a wife at this rate. - Gales

Dolphin Calf

A Sharlayan biologist once stated that dolphins are the second-most intelligent species on the star. It was later noted that, regarding the most intelligent, the man made no comment. Sensing impending doom, this calf has attached itself to you in hopes of finding a way to flee to safety.

So long, and thanks for all the fish. - Dolphinkind

Senorita Sabotender

One of the coveted prizes on offer at the Gold Saucer, the Senorita Sabotender is the charming niece of the iconic Senor Sabotender. Each example is said to be lovingly handcrafted by the realm-renowned goldsmith and park proprietor, Godbert Manderville.

Sabotenders do not shake! - Nanaphon

Wind-up Lyna

In her cups at the tavern one night, Lyna agreed to let a dwarven craftsman create mammets in her likeness. Though she claims no memory of the incident, it can't be denied that the result is a masterful recreation of the good captain, down to the rousing salute.

Lyna does not strike me as one who enjoys being made to wait. - Alphinaud

Wind-up Runar

Designed in the likeness of Runar, this mammet was created to celebrate the signing of a trade agreement between the Night's Blessed and the Crystarium. In its pocket is a single white blossom, that the man can express his undying devotion to his beloved even if he is a world away.

Please, Runar, dry your tears. What would the others think if they saw you like this? - Master Matoya

Wind-up Gunnhildr

Created in the likeness of Queen Gunnhildr, this mammet was found clutching a slip of paper bearing the words: “At journey's end, I discovered a new love...only to have it vanish with the ephemeral light.” In its mannerism, one cannot help but sense something familiar...

The will of Queen Gunnhildr shall not be denied. - Misija

Wind-up Rudy

Having served dutifully as one of the saint's little helpers, Rudy returned to his home deep in the mountains. But thanks to a Starlight miracle, a wandering saint succeeded in recreating a minion of the fellow so lifelike, it breathes.

Why, it's a Starlight miracle! - Amh Garanjy

Squirrel Emperor

Fond of mortal children, the auspice Rissai once transformed himself into a learned man and taught the young ones their letters. Like the real auspice, this self-created avatar goes wherever the winds of philanthropy and delicious sweets blow.

Thanks to predation by other rodents, only the fittest and most vicious of squirrels survive to adulthood. - Hunter-scholar

Wind-up Magus Sisters

The Magus Sisters are revered deities in Thavnair, and their images are popularly peddled in Radz-at-Han as talismans. Able to move about freely and perform impressive acrobatics, this set of the three divinities counts among the more premium offerings.

All right, teamwork! - Medrod

Wind-up Anima

In old Garlean, the word “anima” means “soul,” though some philosophers have come to use it to refer to the hidden feminine side of men. Whether this explains why Anima's lower head appears feminine is debatable, but one thing is certain: no shins are safe from this mammet's fists of fury.

Distract me with your feminine wiles, and then strike when my guard is down? - Carvallain

Brave New Urianger

While tidying up the solar at the Rising Stones, Tataru discovered a veritable army of wind-up Uriangers─the result of a misorder. Resourceful as ever, the Scions' coinkeeper altered their hair and attire, and marketed them as a limited edition model.

What thinkest thou... of mine appearance? - Urianger

Wind-up Vrtra

A mammet designed in the likeness of the great wyrm Vrtra, who is said to be possessed of a gentle heart despite his fearsome appearance. Though this recreation is somewhat less fearsome than the actual wyrm, it is not for want of effort on its part.

The hour is come, Vrtra. - Estinien

Hippo Calf

Hippopotami are native to Meracydia, and scholars point to their presence in Thavnair as proof that trade thrived between the lands long ago. During the chaos of the Final Days, this calf became separated from its herd and strayed into your path in Vanaspati.

Thou shalt not lift with thy back. - Ancient Wisdom

Crabe De La Crabe

Native to Thavnair, this tree-dwelling crab became known to foreign scholars when an Arkasodara clan pointed them out to a visiting crew. So exemplarily crab-like were its features, it was promptly identified as such and given a name to match.

If yer playin' us false, I'll be back to feed the crabs with yer lyin' tongue. - Rostnsthal

Tiny Troll

Originally an inhabitant of Labyrinthos, this inquisitive young troll snuck into the Aitiascope, where it fell into the aetherial sea. There it met the souls of its ancestors─an experience that saw it mature beyond its tender years.

I swear he's part forest troll... - Lightly Built Lab Assistant

Caduceus

One of Hermes's pet creations, this intelligent serpent served as a message-bearer in Elpis. Perhaps due to his inherited memories, Amon would bestow the selfsame name upon another serpentine creation, which he dispatched to guard Dalamud.

My money is on writhing snakes. - Thancred

Golden Dhyata

A faithful replica of the artifact being studied by Professor Rurusha, this translation device is believed to have been created in the likeness of a catfish. However, none can say why the ancients chose such a whimsical form for it.

Something lost in translation, perhaps? - Jenomis

Protonaught

A miniaturized version of an Allagan construction machina, believed to have been created as a test prototype. Like the full-sized production models, it is remarkably strong relative to its proportions and can carry far more than its own weight.

Bigger is not necessarily better. - Man with a Familiar Voice

Chewy

A small breed of dog native to the New World, this adorable critter was brought over to Eorzea by Lominsan sailors. Inquisitive and enthusiastic, it stands ever ready to embark on an adventure with you...but never says no to a spot of frolicking.

From a hound at his throat to a puppy at his heel... - Hien

Wind-up Ragnarok

A scale model of the Ragnarok, the starship born of the blood, sweat, and tears of countless souls. From the bridge to the propulsion system, every part has been faithfully recreated in celebration of the original. And like the original, it ran its creators ragged from overwork.

Ragnarok, engage! - Alphinaud

Blue-footed Booby

Formerly of Mistbeard's dread band, this merciless seabird was known for disarming its victims with its vacant gaze before pecking them into submission. But that's all in the past, and it has long since retired to a quiet life hopping between the isles of the southern seas.

I heard some sky pirates go so far as to booby-trap their coffers. - Lyolf

Wind-up PuPu

This automaton was created in the likeness of the alien PuPu by Godbert Manderville, who was inspired by the interstellar visitor's exquisite curves. It is programmed to follow you on your adventures, and has a curious fondness for elixirs.

Pu...Pu? - Hildibrand

Clockwork Solus

Designed in the likeness of Solus zos Galvus, founding father of the Garlean Empire, this automaton was created in the royal workshops to commemorate the ninth anniversary of his ascension. Several units were dispatched to the provinces as a show of the nation's technological prowess.

I should be the one to sigh. - Solus zos Galvus

Felicitous Fuzzball

The latest model in Sharlayan automata, developed for island sanctuary labor. According to the research, one out of every five worker ants doesn't actually work, and thus came about the development of this chore-shirking mammet hooded in fur-lined, feline apathy. After all, statistics don't lie, and someone has to fill the slacker quotient.

Ba Go knew someone would be shirking─dodging, malingering, shirking. - Acolyte Ba Go

Lumini

A Stigma-4 product, manufactured as a warning for those Ea who might rush into attaining a fleshly vessel before properly recalling the shape of their corporeal form. For those yearning to experience the taste of ice cream, however, the reward may be worth the risks...

Oh, what I would not give to don proper fleshy raiments once more before I pass into the void! - Envious Ea

Clockwork Crimson Chaser

An Ironworks machina enthusiast has replicated the Astragalos cruise chaser in tiny, toylike form. Originally intended for a wider market, a refusal to compromise on the inclusion of a transformation function led to exorbitant production costs and a repurposing to allied training trophy.

Ah, there I go, getting carried away as usual! - Warmachina Fanatic

Clockwork Cerulean Chaser

It's the support of fans such as yourself that make this such a worthwhile hobby. - Warmachina Fanatic

Ryunosuke

As part of her efforts to introduce the noble ryu, one of the totem animals to usher in a new year in the Far East, the ryu bugyo arranged for this chocobo hatchling to serve as a mascot. For its part, the creature seems to enjoy its role, and wears its outfit with adorable zeal.

Yes, I can feel the presence of mighty dragons all around us! - Ohl Deeh

Pterosquirrel

A relative of the more common ground squirrel, the pterosquirrel can comfortably glide up to forty yalms through the air thanks to the membranes of skin attached between foreleg and hind limb. Useful for escaping predators or landing on unsuspecting faces.

Seven hells, did those accursed squirrels leave any part of me untouched? - Arold

Sponge Silkie

Subordinate to the larger sanitation familiar left behind in the Sil'dihn Subterrane, the sponge silkie is able to summon a soapy cleaning agent from thin air. It will squeeze its malleable body into the smallest crevices and expunge every last spot of filth and dirt, continuing the work it once did in the royal palace.

I am a finder of filth and a pursuer of purity. - Statuesque Broom

Sewer Skink

Found dwelling deep in the Sil'dihn waterways, these skinks keep the stones clear of both mold and vilekin alike with quick lashes of their long, blue tongues─a service considered more valuable than that provided by any Sil'dihn royal guard's patrol.

Why, I'd rather hire a sewer rat to mind my larder! - Milala

Wind-up Philos

There once was a man who shouldered a heavy responsibility in the capital of the star. In spite of this, he bore a name that made light of himself, and delighted in the simple things with his cherished friends. This mammet was made in his honor.

Believe, and walk in faith. Let the light of your soul shine for all to see. - Loyal Friend

Corgi

A type of herding dog known for its short legs, the corgi is the result of breeding squat specimens that could avoid the hooves of livestock. In the old tongue of the northern seas, the name means “dwarf dog,” which, aside from the literal meaning, is a reference to a folktale that claims the creatures were once ridden by Lalafells.

As if I would trail along behind you...like some sniveling lapdog... - Nero tol Scaeva

Sky Blue Back

Hatched on an isle of the Cieldalaes, this young blue back was originally intended to be kept as livestock, but an excess of chicks led to it being rehomed. On account of belonging to a flightless species, it has a penchant for going on adventures off the island.

Stickin' yer beak into me business again? - Blanstyr

Suzusaurus

Believed to be related to the legendary elasmosaurus, this young sea dragon had become separated from its herd when it encountered a submersible, which it decided to follow. Inquisitive by nature, it cranes its long neck to scout out its surroundings, and will not stray from whomever it considers its parent.

I have a feeling everything is going to go swimmingly! - T'laqa Tia

Mama Automaton

This diminutive automaton was in the possession of the wandering minstrel. It is said to be modeled after a mysterious creature called Mama, who guided a lone girl while pursuing thousands of stories and millions of dreams. Or something.

You okay? Sure you're not going overboard? - Mama

Wind-up Cagnazzo

In his single-minded pursuit of mighty foes, Cagnazzo tasked one of his minions with creating a being in his likeness. The result was this automaton, which, needless to say, disappointed the archfiend of water. Its maker was never seen again.

You'd best not disappoint! - Cagnazzo

Findingway

Diminutive even among his brethren, this Loporrit was the last to awaken from his eons-long slumber. Although his mission was to survey the land, it has become his foremost passion to make new discoveries, and he shares the accounts of his journeys with everyone on the moon.

There's a whole world out there to explore! - Shaggles

Private Pachypodium

Underling to Gancanagh, this pachypodium mine had hidden itself for an ambush, but it burrowed too deep into the ground and missed its chance to detonate. Subsequently released from military service, it appears to be enjoying its newfound freedom.

Take care you are not caught in blassst. - Eshana

Wind-up Halone

While traveling through the snow in search of awe-inspiring beauty, a goldsmith inadvertently wandered into the phantom realm. Though unsure if the cold had addled his mind, he later crafted this automaton based on the woman he glimpsed within, imbuing it with her imposing grace.

You must do better than that against me! - Halone

Bantam Train

This model train was assembled from mysterious parts salvaged from the bottom of the sea. Who it was meant to carry is unknown, but it is somehow tinged with a phantasmal air. Curiously, despite having no mechanism for self-propulsion, it tirelessly chugs along after you.

Allow me to perform a locomotive experiment with this body shape. - Envious Ea

Wind-up Godbert

Godbert Manderville, the realm's greatest goldsmith and distinguished proprietor of the Gold Saucer, created this automaton in his own likeness to serve as a prize for the Make It Rain event. It is guaranteed to enhance the gentlemanliness of anyone it accompanies.

Splendidly suplexed, Lord Godbert! - Nashu Mhakaracca

Wind-up Aidoneus

There once was a man whose ability to see and channel aether was unrivaled. With his singular talent, he kept watch over the Underworld, the place whereto all departed souls return, and solemnly served the star. This mammet was made in his honor.

My ideals are inviolate. Invincible. - Unwavering Ancient

Puffin

Native to the northern seas, this seabird is distinguishable by its orange bill and feet. It swims effectively using its short wings in lieu of fins, and can catch several fish in a single dive. Having witnessed you vanquish fiends with ease, however, this creature decided to follow you in hopes of leading a comfortable life.

Adventurers, you see, are as migratory birds in need of a place to rest their weary wings. - Antoinaut

Mossasaurus

Encountered in distant seas, this dinosaur young belongs to a species named for its unhurried disposition. Though the creature may look adorable, it will one day grow to be a monstrous predator. Even now it is on the lookout for potential prey, which thankfully does not include you. Yet.

Your eyes are starting to have the sharpness of a predator about them. - Hamon

Okuri Chochin

This small lantern ghost found in Mount Rokkon was born when a child's well-loved paper lantern came to harbor a spirit. Possessed of a friendly nature, it happily follows its master everywhere rather than misleading hapless souls in the dark as its kind are wont to do.

You are the light that guidesss us, comrade. As such, I would have you prepare the lampsss we use for night patrol. - Eshana

Posher Otter

Believed to hail from the Far East, this otter was fishing out in the open sea when its boat capsized. Though it managed to find its way to a desert island, it was used as a test subject by automata and made to wear steam-powered wings and dapper attire.

Speaking of steam, I think I feel some coming out my ears. - Regitt

Rubellite Weapon

Retrieved from an imperial base, this scale prototype of a warmachina appears to have been created for aerodynamics testing and carries no armaments. After completing their analysis, the Eorzean Alliance saw fit to bestow it upon members as a reward for exemplary service.

Feast your eyes on the likeness of the Crimson Conqueror, the Vermilion Villain, the Scarlet...Scoundrel, the one and only Ruby Weapon! - Warmachina Fanatic

Chimpanzee

A highly intelligent species of ape, the chimpanzee can be trained to use tools as well as simple language. Some naturalists believe them to be close relatives to mankind, but none have been able to determine an evolutionary process.

May the fortune of the monkey attend you! - Saru Bugyo

Exciting Dynamite

While this dynamite young is determined to do what it was born to do─detonate spectacularly and engulf all in a fiery conflagration─it is thankfully some ways away from accomplishing the deed. According to Thrillingway, there is no thrill quite like using it in place of a pillow when sleeping.

Take care you are not caught in blassst. I would be upssset to lose a helpful adventurer sssuch as you. - Eshana

Mikra Lyssa

Made in the likeness of the bipedal wolf Lyssa, this automaton was apparently used to test the creation's viability at smaller proportions. While it is skilled at various striking and grappling techniques, the effect is commensurate with its diminutive size.

Give us a hand and we'll get out of your hair. Wolf's honor. - The Wolf Burglar

Shiromaru

This white ninja dog once served the Hingan kunoichi Yozakura. Driven by a keen sense of duty, he decided to follow you in gratitude for laying his mistress's soul to rest. Written upon the scroll he carries is an ancient ninjutsu technique for parting people from their treats.

Shinobi are trained to put duty ahead of all else. - Oboro

Wind-up Athena

Boasting the likeness of Athena, the first chief keyward of Pandæmonium, this automaton was created in secret by a colleague who greatly admired her. That colleague later vanished without a trace, some days after which a peculiar dog with a man's face is said to have appeared in the facility.

Athena must be the sole focus of your attention. - Lahabrea

Wind-up Barbariccia

Assuming the likeness of Barbariccia, one of Golbez's four archfiends, this automaton was made according to a blueprint devised by a goldsmith who chanced to witness her. Wishing to share the voidsent queen's unique beauty with others, the artisan focused on capturing her flowing hair and savage grace.

B-Barbariccia... She is come! - Ciriatto

Goggle-eyed Dogu

Retrieved from the bottom of the sea, this mysterious clay figurine is entirely hollow and moves by means of magic. While scholars believe that it was used in some manner of ritual during the Second Astral Era, others such as Delion of The Thavnairian Truth fame are convinced it was made in the image of an alien.

Who would have thought that the answer to our prayers would be found in ancient pottery of all places? - Zlatan

Kuromaru

This black ninja dog once served the Hingan kunoichi Yozakura. As compassionate as he is loyal, he refused to forsake his mistress even after she had turned into an abomination, and chooses to travel with you as part of a pilgrimage dedicated to her soul.

Nothing short of death will cause a shinobi to forsake his mission. - Oboro

Uolosapa

One cannot talk about the creatures of the south sea isles without mentioning this pink-beaked sparrow. Since ancient times, its kind have been revered as sacred, and legend speaks of an especially intelligent and friendly specimen that considered itself a servant of the Speaker.

I seem to have made a feathered friend. - Fufucha

Tourmaline Weapon

Retrieved from an imperial base, this scale prototype of a warmachina appears to have been created for heat resistance testing and carries no armaments. After completing their analysis, the Eorzean Alliance saw fit to bestow it upon members as a reward for exemplary service.

Emeralds will do quite nicely. - Crystal Merchant

Wind-up Oschon

Upon seeing the manmade wind-up Halone, Nald'thal was taken by a bout of mischievousness and decided to create an automaton of his own using a jewel buried in the earth. While the resultant product assumes the likeness of Oschon, unlike the deity upon whom it is based, it follows its master faithfully rather than wandering freely.

He's fond of wandering wheresoever his whims take him... - Krile

Kydonia Strolls

This hovering sculpture was made in the likeness of Kydonia Knolls, a peculiar rock formation on the moon's surface resembling a face. Seeking to promote it as a sightseeing destination, a Loporrit asked Khloe Aliapoh to distribute the objects, which occasionally glow with the moonlight that they supposedly harbor.

The kindness in your heart shines like moonlight on oiled skin. - Company Muscle

Vicarious Vacationer

This Sharlayan-made automaton was provided to aid in your work on your island sanctuary. An industrious new model, it has been programmed to enjoy its vacation as efficiently and effectively as possible to maximize average rest and relaxation amongst your island workforce.

Next you'll be telling me you're one of the Warriors of Light, back from a half-decade long holiday! - Mother Miounne

Wind-up Golbez

This automaton modeled after Golbez was discovered in his domain in the depths of the Thirteenth's moon. Perhaps created by one of the black-clad knight's loyal minions, it boasts peerless attention to detail, and exudes an unshakable resolve─albeit on a diminutive scale.

Golbez? Of course I know of him. Only a fool without ears wouldn't. - Fearful Voidsent

Pink Bean

Little is known about these mysterious life-forms that suddenly appeared in the Gold Saucer apart from the fact that they love to race, and this specimen has apparently decided that it wants to race you without end. Rumor has it that underneath its rotund exterior is a skeleton that looks like a nightmarish amalgam of man and bird, but there is no ready way to determine the truth.

Let me guess. You've lost...no, broken...no, traded for magical beans the parts we need. - Jessie

Pegwin

Suddenly appearing in the Gold Saucer alongside the Beans, these winsome little automata love nothing more than being in the thick of a race and chased around like a prize. Rumor has it they were created by a friend of the Beans, who was inspired by a penguin they had witnessed somewhere out there.

My, what charming little toys. - Kan-E-Senna

Hydaelyn Idol

This automaton was inspired by Hydaelyn as She was depicted in an ancient cave mural. Held to be the will of the star and the embodiment of Light, She guided many a mortal soul in Her age-old conflict with Her bitter rival Zodiark, whom She divided into fourteen parts with─if the artist is to be believed─a mighty kick.

Please, Mother Hydaelyn! Hearken to our plea! Lend us Your divine Light! - Minfilia

Zodiark Idol

This automaton was inspired by Zodiark as He was depicted in an ancient cave mural. Held to be the embodiment of Darkness, He is worshipped by the Ascians, who seek to rejoin the sundered world. Even twelve millennia after His defeat at the hands (or feet) of His bitter rival Hydaelyn, His grudge towards Her burns strong.

For the glory of Lord Zodiark. - Igeyorhm

Wind-up Fourchenault

A veritable congress of these automata was produced as part of a public relations drive for the Forum. However, a complaint from their unwitting model led to the units being consigned to the storehouse, and it was only later at the scholarch's orders that they now see the light of day as promotional items for an academic publication.

Gods know Fourchenault's a cranky old goat, so I'm sure you butt heads often enough. - Theopauldin

Repulu

Its name meaning “honored lizard,” this reptile native to Aloalo Island is believed by the locals to be a fountain spirit that brings good fortune to those who accord it due reverence. Whatever the truth of their nature, this particular critter was so impressed with your prowess in battle, it chose to follow you wherever you should go.

Most colorful, would you not agree? - Hinageshi

Company Chocobo

Born and bred in the city–state of Ishgard, the majority of company chocobos are geldings of the rouncey variety; however, massive destriers and miniature Belah'dian jennets are also raised to accommodate the builds of Roegadyn and Lalafellin riders respectively.

Chocobos are stout- hearted creatures, but they have their limits. - Mimigun

Black Chocobo

A purebred Ishgardian black chocobo, trained from birth by House Fortemps knight, Ser Haurchefant, and presented to you in a gesture of true friendship. The bird is slightly more muscular than you expected and exhibits the strange habit of squatting when left to itself.

Black chocobos are all well and good, but the true reward is the exoneration of your comrades. - Haurchefant

Chocobo Carriage

A ubiquitous mode of transportation in Eorzea, the chocobo carriage is kept aloft by ceruleum gas-filled bladders. This technology traces its origins to an early Ixali dirigible that crashed in the Twelveswood and was seized by Gridanian authorities.

We get to ride a horsebird carriage? I don't know... It sounds scary. - Doman Child

Fat Chocobo

Playfully described by some as “large and in charge,” in truth, when summoned, this gluttonous gourmand will flap nary a feather unless a garland of gysahl greens is dangled before him─in which case not even the laws of nature can slow the fat chocobo down.

Huff...huff...heave...heave... - Fat Chocobo

Fat Moogle

This plus-sized patrician epitomizes the ancient moogle proverb regarding kupo nuts that says, “Once you kupop, you cannot stop.” Basic laws of physics suggest that wings as small as the fat moogle's should not provide enough lift for true flight...yet here we are.

Yet what was thin must eventually grow fat again. - Aurelle

Magitek Armor

This suit of Garlean-developed reaper-class magitek battle armor has had its original control systems purged and replaced with a new, modified core built by Cid of the Garlond Ironworks.

At last, our very own suit of magitek armor! - Cid Garlond

Gilded Magitek Armor

It only took a few heated skirmishes with the allied city–states for Garlemald to realize that the magicks wielded by the realm's mages were too much for even the thickest of magitek armor plating. Alloyed gilding has since been discovered to dampen the effects of elemental charges and is now standard issue.

You ditched your magitek armor!? Fool of a Lalafell! - Biggs

Magitek Predator

Predator series warmachina were originally designed to improve magitek reaper killing potential via the addition of close-quarter weaponry. While the extra firepower led to a higher kill ratio, the weight it added hampered maneuverability. This unique model appears to have had its weapons removed and replaced with an experimental propulsion engine.

I ain't got time to bleed. - Ancient Adage

Magitek Death Claw

Ancient Allagan weaponry known as an “iron claw” is believed to be the inspiration for this deadly example of imperial ingenuity. While most of the death claws deployed in battle are used for logistical purposes, this particular model has been customized by stationarii units for enemy capture.

Only so many of us find machina pretty, my dear. - Mide

Laurel Goobbue

After having the moss and flowers growing upon his head pulled up and tossed aside like common weeds by a band of sylvan ne'er-do-wells, this quiet-mannered goobbue was taken in and cared for by the sylphs of Little Solace whose elders crafted for him a magnificent laurel with which to hide his scars.

Naught is as exhilarating as a romp through the forest on goobbueback. - Unknown

Coeurl

Native to the jungles of the Near East, coeurls were only recently introduced to Eorzea, brought over from faraway lands such as Thavnair by Ul'dahn nobles who thought to breed them as pets. Now, but a handful of skilled tamers living in recluse on the Pearl are said to be able to train them.

Hey, good lookin'! Catch my coeurl yet? - Swygrael

War Panther

While more difficult to train than their cousins the coeurls, panthers bring their riders much more advantage on the field due to the beasts' inherent affinity to various magic. It is also believed that many dark knight battle techniques were conceived by watching panthers hunt.

I have seen you move like a shadow. - Daimbert

Battle Panther

History tells us that no dark hero's story is complete without the companionship of a wily panther. Their sable coat, their savage nature, their attunement with the umbral, their thirst for blood. It is as if the gods created these creatures in the image of a dark knight...or perhaps it was the other way around.

If you help me out, I will tell you more about my feline friend here. - Hinoshin

Ahriman

Though little is known of the void and the creatures which call the extra-dimensional realm home, scholars have discovered that there is a strict hierarchy amongst voidsent consisting of twelve distinct tiers. Ahrimans are believed to fall into the fifth, making them formidable foes...when not enthralled by curses.

Ye'd 'ave t' be blinder'n an ahriman wi' an eyepatch t' miss the camp. - Baderon Tenfingers

Circus Ahriman

Raised in hopes that its Dread Gaze would reap a bountiful harvest of terror, this ahriman proved a disappointment. It has since found a new calling as an adventurer's trusty mount.

You have the eye of an ahriman, Yda. - Y'shtola

Behemoth

Immediately following the Calamity, an adventurer returning to Gridania from Falcon's Nest in Coerthas claims to have happened upon a den of baby behemoths who had lost their mother. Despite objections from friends and family alike, she kept the beasts, eventually training them to serve as mounts.

Do not presume to provoke the behemoth to battle. You will die. - Meurise

Cavalry Drake

Training a cavalry drake is a long and arduous process that begins the moment the scalekin hatches. Never allowed to see its mother, the creature is raised solely in the presence of a drake whisperer while being weaned on the incendiary glands of aged battle drakes to ensure it is both submissive and deadly.

You are as a lost kitten that has wandered into the drake's lair. - Zagozz Teh

Warlion

Early in the Sixth Astral Era, lions were brought over from the Near East and trained to serve as battle mounts for the Sultansworn of Ul'dah. Deemed unbreakable, those not sold to the Coliseum for venationes were released into the deserts of Thanalan where they eventually reverted back to a feral state.

I, too, see the friends I lost in the lions and spinners... - Gregory

Battle Lion

There was a time when members of Ul'dah's elite Sultansworn strode the Steps of Nald and Thal atop silver-plated lions, striking fear and awe into the mewling masses. An effort to return to those days of glory has seen the summoning of several of Thavnair's most prominent beast tamers to the Rose of the Desert.

Bright as a lamp, brave as a lion. - Haermaga

Warbear

In generations past, warriors seeking fame and glory would journey out into the untamed wilds of Abalathia's Spine in search of the giant grizzled bears that roamed the mountains, and would wrestle the beasts into submission, riding their prizes back to civilization. That is, or die trying.

How do you like my pets? Not too playful for you, I hope? - Beast Trainer

Battle Bear

The bears of Abalathia's Spine are not known to suffer the presence of man in their territory, let alone allow one to mount their backs and command them hither and yon. Then what, pray tell, has come over this particular specimen? Perhaps one look into your inner beast convinced the creature that submission spelled survival.

We're after a bear this time!? Oh boy, this should be fun! - Enion

Zu

This massive bird hunts by grasping its prey within its saw-like beak, and finishes it off with a few violent shakes of its long neck before swallowing the now-dead quarry whole.

Could you imagine how noisy it'd be with even more anzu flying around, kupo? - Mogoon

Flying Chair

Featuring elegant lines and designed to minimize waste, this lovingly crafted chair is bound to fly into the hearts of adventurers the world over. No assembly required.

Maximum load: 240 pz.

Broken Heart (left)

Burdened with a warehouse of unsold broken heart chairs, House Valentione came up with the diabolic plan to repurpose the cushions with cloudsbreath and peddle them to the unknowing masses as flying mounts. Lady Lisette dreams of one day riding the hearts on her honeymoon.

But alas...the heart will not be denied. - Byakudan

Broken Heart (right)

But alas...the heart will not be denied. - Byakudan

Syldra

Legends say there once lived a kindly sea dragon who befriended a pirate, and that their friendship knew no bounds. This is not that sea dragon; however, with a little time and caring, who is to say that a similar relationship cannot be forged? ※Sea dragons have no relation to actual dragons.

I said, get off! - Faris

Yol

High atop the granite peaks of Othard's Fanged Crescent do the yol claim their demesne, descending to the Azim Steppe to prey upon warriors who pretend not to fear the monsters of their ancestor's tales. Rare indeed is it that a yol might cede its back to man, though to those who have proved their mettle, the creatures have been known to make exception.

I must have faith in myself and my yol... - Zealous Mol Warrior

Alte Roite

While none can be certain the exact intentions of a self-aware interdimensional construct, logic suggests this winged aberration is a reimagination of Alte Roite─a legendary wizard who is said could take the shape of a dragon at will.

That knowledge is my ticket straight to glory. I can't go telling any old person about it. - Bonifoix

Ixion

Ask any Gyr Abanian youth, and she will tell you the story of Ixion, Rhalgr's steed─swift as a levinbolt and strong as thunderclap. However, the discovery of several ancient Mhachi texts suggests that the creature may simply be a stallion augmented by ancient technologies that have granted it life eternal...and the ability to shoot lightning from its eyes.

He said what? “Horses are that strong”? - Red Uma Doshin

Starlight Bear

Unlike his wild cousins, <Switch(PlayerParameter(71))><Case(1)>Kochab</Case><Case(2)><If(PlayerParameter(4))>Kochab<Else/>Polaris</If></Case><Case(3)>Pferkad</Case><Case(4)>Kochab</Case><Case(5)>Polaris</Case><Case(6)><If(PlayerParameter(4))>Kochab<Else/>Polaris</If></Case><Case(7)>Polaris</Case><Case(8)>Kochab</Case></Switch> the bear can be relied upon to delight folk rather than tear them apart. Raised from a cub by Celebrant Baenfaeld, he has mastered the art of Starburst-lobbing, a skill that proved useful in hunting down thieving treants.

I never knew bears could be so adorable! - Festival-goer

Polar Bear

In search of ice to make frozen treats, the confectioner Nekeke traveled to an isle in the northern seas, where she encountered this hulking creature. A bite of her sweets was all it took for it to follow her back to Eorzea, where it subsequently grew fond of you.

You're never too big for sweets. - Ancient Saying

Forgiven Reticence

Alerted to its presence in the basement of Eulmore, the hunters of Clan Nutsy set out to vanquish this sin eater. Upon seeing that the creature was not aggressive, however, they decided to keep it instead.

Pray excuse our reticence. - Lucia

Ufiti

Having survived a cull of its kind by bloodthirsty adventurers on its native Diadem, this ufiti mastered the art of riding the winds, that it might set forth on a journey to find a worthy leader. Despite its brawn, it possesses a surprisingly delicate touch─and just as well it does.

The strong are drawn to strength. - Ywain

Dhalmel

While attempting to nibble at a tree on a nearby isle, this dhalmel lost its footing and fell. As it plunged towards certain death, the fervent desire to live awakened its latent ability to harness the wind, and thus did it soar to safety. This may or may not have happened, but let's say it did.

You've never seen a dhalmel before!? - Atelloune

Ramuh

It is believed that Shiva's summoning in the Empty caused lightning-aspected aether left over from your battle with Ramuh to coalesce. The resultant crystal, when imbued with magic, gives rise to an entity which assumes the form of the Lord of Levin in all of his horse-legged, hulking glory.

Now nature sends thunder and lightning against us! - Sylphie

Megalotragus

Preferring colder climes, this imposing herbivore left its original habitat in Abalathia's Spine and migrated to Coerthas, which had frozen over in the Calamity's wake. Its kind are a primitive species that has largely remained unchanged over time, with some known to awaken to magical powers.

If you squint just the right way, it looks like it's got ears! Or is it horns...? - Nashu Mhakaracca

Antelope Stag

Swift and sure-footed, antelopes have been favored as mounts by the tribes of Abalathia's Spine since ancient times. In recent years, ancient magicks have also made it possible for the creatures to fly so long as the rider has sufficient reserves of aether.

A herd o' young antelope stags has gone berserk. - Maximiloix

Argos

Created by Venat, this dog-like familiar lends his back only to those who have won his favor─which you already had by the time you first met him in Mare Lamentorum owing to the quirks of time travel.

Gosh, he's a fast doggy! - Nashu Mhakaracca

Demi-Phoinix

This entity is a recreation of the being found imprisoned inside Pandæmonium. The original was the fruit of the ancients' research into immortal birds, but owing to its volatility, it was branded a failure.

How do you spell that again? - An Ancient

Manacutter

Supervised (in spirit) by the ever-absent Cid, Biggs and Wedge (with a little bending over by Biggs) put their heads together to create this flight-ready miniature airship, powered by the realm's first corrupted crystal engine.

There are more of these “manacutters” to be had, yes? - Aymeric

Gobwalker

Originally designed to be a less-fickle replacement for pack raptors, the gobwalker was quickly reoutfitted into a tool of war after it took twenty goblins to chase down and topple a walker that had gone out of control and destroyed an entire workshop.

Ye would have more luck findin'...well, a gobmachine bangplate on a tree! - Papana

Arrhidaeus

Fabricated within Alexander's internal manufactories, Arrhidaeus was primarily used to wreak temporal disruption on any and all invaders. This particular construct saw its weapons systems overridden following capture, and now serves as a glorified transport module.

You are implying that the Illuminati are aware of this temporal disruption? - Mide

Falcon

An independent project of Garlond Ironworks engineer Wedge, this single-rider airship allegedly recorded some of the fastest flight speeds ever...until a tragic accident following an attempt to see how high the ship could soar convinced its creator that perhaps a modicum of restraint was necessary.

All you have to do is follow the falcon. He knows where to go. - Baurendouin de Haillenarte

Air Force

From the amount of ordinance equipped, one can gather that this oddly shaped airship was employed in battle. However, being from the Sigmascape, who employed it and when are anyone's guess. The shark maw painted on its bow suggests an underwater civilization.

Transforming the wonder of air travel into a means for delivering death is blasphemy of the highest order! - Tataramu

Mikoshi

Due to excessive zeal on the part of Gyoshin, this mikoshi was crafted with more cloudsbreath than is necessary or, indeed, safe. Thus, it not only floats atop the shoulders of its bearers, it soars aloft regardless of their presence─though that does not discourage them from clinging to its poles anyway.

Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wassh─ Ow! I think I pulled something... - Gyoshin

SDS Fenrir

Manufactured for use by the now-defunct Strife Delivery Service, this two-wheeled monstrosity's ceruleum engine howls like the silver wolf of legend as it propels its rider across desert and plain.

Misfortune is no excuse for failing a delivery! - Hildeyerd

Model O

Though it is difficult to fathom why Omega would require a weaponless flying mount designed to comfortably accommodate a denizen of Hydaelyn, Garlond Ironworks engineers posit the construct was fabricated in an attempt to better understand its enemies.

'Tis one of Omega's creations. - Midgardsormr

Regalia Type-G

To hear Cid tell it, equal parts elbow grease and gumption were all that was required to see the Type-G (for “Garlond”) fully operational...when, in all truth, the otherworldly carriage most likely required an amazing amount of reverse engineering to recreate.

Do they truly believe it makes them look more imposing? Or are they merely compensating for something? - Lalai

Skyslipper

Once belonging to the imperial family, this unique craft was abandoned in a grotto by its owners due to a malfunction. It was later retrieved via airship and stored in the Crystal Tower, where it lay until its recent rediscovery and restoration by artisans of the Crystalline Mean.

Ready to take us wherever we need to go, aye. Back again too, maybe, if we ask it nicely. - Thancred

Ironfrog Mover

Dwarven artisans have reinforced this automaton to improve lower body durability as well as installed a propulsion unit to enable flight. The techniques employed in its creation are a jealously guarded secret, and a blight upon the beards of they who betray it.

Lali-ho! - Every Single Dwarf

Lunar Whale

Produced by Garlond Ironworks based on mysterious tales from a distant land, it not only resembles a whale on the outside, but shares its voluminous belly. With enough room for the pilot and seven passengers, it stands─or rather, floats─in a class of its own.

She is risen! The promised Ship of Light─the Lunar Whale! - A Man Known Simply as “Elder”

Level Checker

When this mysterious machine first determined your strength, the result was “level 90.” By what method it came up with its figure, and whether it is even accurate, none can possibly say.

You've really taken it to another level with this! - Kai-Shirr

Nightmare

While it is no secret that it was the enigmatic Ascians who provided the beast tribes with nightmares, their reasons for doing so remain shrouded in mystery. Otherwise untamable, the single piercing tone of a magicked whistle is the only method known to soothe the savage beasts.

See the nightmare for reality, and ready thyself for the coming chaos! - Urianger

Aithon

Legend states that the Lord of the Inferno, Ifrit, forged this magicked steed from a nightmare offered by the Amalj'aa in sacrifice.